Stream of Consciousness thread: Post EXACTLY what is on your mind this minute

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I'll start:

"Oh, there ain't no bugs on me. There ain't no bugs on me. There may be bugs on some of your mugs, but their ain't no bugs on me."

NEXT!

[DarkTirade]

1. Platypus.

... that is all.

[jobycom]

26. Why does that ring a bell?

Something about movies...

[DS1]

2. Fuck Starbucks.

This apple coffee cake is shit. The next time they ask for a name to put on the cup, it's going to be "shut up and make my coffee"


Martin
Mark?
Martin
Mark?
Martin
Matthew?
Please die.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. ...

:rofl:

Nice post, Marcus.

[Chan790]

10. "Phuc!"

Before I was an employee that was the name I used.

You have no idea how many times some poor barista glanced at it and yelled it before they realized what it said.

"Fuck! Solo grande almond organic mocha."

[madinmaryland]

3. The baseball team, Washington Reagan Nationals!

:hide:

[TZ]

8. baseball bats

as in...hmm, would it be a crime to smack someone with one...:P

[Seen the light]

5. Sex n/t

[Richardo]

6. Billy Joel's 'Only the Good Die Young'

I have no reason. For one thing, it's too late for me to die young. :shrug:

[Fran Kubelik]

7. I really wish...sniffle...that I could stop...a-choo...sneezing.

I wonder what's triggering my allergies this morning.

[Inchworm]

9. why the hell would nature make plants that...

need the pretty part ripped off to make more pretty parts. And what the hell is the idea with "suckers" on a tomato plant? It just seems like a bad design... why oh why won't this wren sing some other damn song? same thing.. over and over and over.. it's pretty the first 2 thousand times but geesh..

I'll stop :D

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i have heat exhaustion and want to vomit

[Lyric]

12. It's ridiculous that I've scored almost 100 goals in Yooyuball

and yet I'm only ranked "Beginner". :grr:

[femmocrat]

13. I should go outside and do some work before it gets too hot....

turn off computer. now. get up and get back to work.

[RoyGBiv]

14. Why did I do this?

Am I really that stupid?

Shit.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. You are.

That is all.

[RoyGBiv]

28. Thanks ...

Confirmation is nice.

I think.

[Symarip]

16. I still don't get

exactly what it sounds like when dove's cry. And do dove's really cry? I've never seen it. But I assume if and when they did, it wouldn't sound the way described in that song. Hm.

[mnhtnbb]

17. I'm going F*ckin' nuts if my son doesn't stop drumming soon!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[LaraMN]

18. "What letter of the day would my life be brought to you by, today?"

I'm feeling like it's a "c" or "g" kind of day.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

19. Holy shit!!!!

it's going to be hot today. What movie should I take the kids to see... My coffee table is covered in shit and my house is a wreck. Let's make it a movie and lunch.

[EnviroBat]

20. What should I do about her...

Oh man, I'm in over my head.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Why isn't my newest poem "The Sheet" getting more comments?

:cry:

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Someone should tell her...

Nah, it's more entertaining this way.


:7

[BarenakedLady]

23. I'm not the Entertainment Coordinator

for my children. I don't remember bugging my mother all summer to keep me occupied with things to do. I played outside and did kid stuff, didn't I?

:shrug:

[jobycom]

24. Strange. I know she dyed her hair blonde, but in my dream she was still a redhead.

[Shell Beau]

25. I am so freaking tired. How am I going to last through this day!

Eyelids are sooo heavy.

[flvegan]

27. Okay, so I guess I'm an underwriting attorney today.

Funny, I don't remember going to law school.

[DS1]

29. I wonder who Dangerously Amused is talking about

and I know why

[TrogL]

30. mmmmmmmmmmm - peanut butter

[tigereye]

31. where's my bottle of sangria...

[Sugar Smack]

32. ...New website=Broadway Engraved in black, some pink & tan

with black and white. Themes coffee colors, a few spirals. Automat. Paris behind one door in b&w. Food Folio behind another. Courier plus maybe hanwriting to add a voyeuristic touch (see Ptah thread) loved effect. Modified Photoshop of automat or watercolor. Not in mood for gas station guy & getting shiteye today, get it somewhere cheaper anyway...

[ceile]

33. I wonder if fat boy is ok?

couldn't get the brat to come in this morning so he's been outside all day.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

34. DAMN TOSHIBA! DAMN THIS TV!

[Deja Q]

35. Sadly, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA1CODT1_fw

Soon to become "Davros-roll"...

[lost-in-nj]

36. FOODS DONE!!!

Yeah

nom nom nom



:hi:



lost

[UrbScotty]

37. The coffee/women thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7878622&mesg_id=7878622

[texanwitch]

38. I really want a Mexican Coke but that would mean putting on socks and shoes.

Then I have to find my keys and money, and is it really worth doing all that for a soft drink.

[peacefreak]

39. I don't care if it rains or freezes

just as long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
(residual of idolatry thread in GD)

[Tektonik]

40. fuck our healthcare system

:(

[Ikonoklast]

41. I want to go home, sleep in my own bed, and play with the cats.

Been on the road for over two weeks now, and I just want to get home.

[JTG of the PRB]

42. My eye itches.

I think I got an eyelash in there this morning, and it hasn't come out yet. I tried to get it out earlier, but it wouldn't budge.

Now the back of my head itches.

[fizzgig]

43. i'm not a damn sofa!

i wish my cat would accept the fact that she doesn't have to be on my lap all the time, but she refuses to x(

[KitchenWitch]

44. We're gonna win Twins, we're gonna score

We're gonna win Twins, watch that baseball soar.
Knock out a home run, shout a hip hooray.
Cheer for the Minnesota Twins today.

[huskerlaw]

45. Alrighty...

I want a damn armor-plated Range Rover! But I haven't dealt enough drugs to be able to afford one, so I'm stuck with my ghetto-fab Crown Vic.

(I'm strangely addicted to Mob Wars on Facebook)

[begin_within]

46. Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey all on TV at once

[Ekirh]

47. One month of rent money left. .

why the fuck can I not get a job.. and damn it was this the last tea.. yes this was the last tea.. argh I need to make more tea. . .

[Danger Mouse]

48. french fries. i want french fries.

[dolo amber]

49. I bet my tooth wouldn't hurt so bad if I stopped sticking my tongue in the hole

and WHEN THE HELL is this Vicodin gonna kick in? x(

[kedrys]

50. ...but it would get this thread locked...

:P

[yellowdogintexas]

51. the fog in my brain. wishing for a big shot of ALERT right about now. nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

52. son of a gun, but I am so fucking tired...these 10 hour days have

got to stop. There has to be light at the end of this tunnel. I will call about another job as soon as I get a day off...my feet hurt!!

[MrScorpio]

53. Crunching ice

I love to crunch ice

[LostinVA]

54. "Joaquin (sic) Phoenix really sounds like Johnny Cash."

[Maestro]

55. Where can I get a good photograph of a pileated woodpecker?

:shrug:

[Zavulon]

56. "Not all kids are cute, for fuck's sake."

On whatever channel I have running in the living room, some annoying kids are singing "I am stuck on Band-Aid brand..."

And God, I HATE those fucking commercials.

NOT ALL KIDS ARE CUTE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

:mad:

[Fox Mulder]

57. Existentialism.

[KC]

58. Unemployed

again and depressed.

KC

[BuddhaGirl]

59. mmm this marinated portabella sandwich on focaccia

is fabulous!!!! :9

[crimsonblue]

60. hmm

fuck. i'm in such a fucking bad mood right now. I'm pissed off at the media, Obama, McCain, the stupid asshole in the apartment adjacent that likes to cook indian food. accomplishment in finishing laundry. avoiding the dishes.

happy that i finished my first novella. now the hard part of revising it and not wanting to trash the whole thing because i hate it. whatever.. i watched 4 hours of vh1 90s songs countdown stuff today... wow do i feel old. i want to go to the country and eat some peaches.

fuck, this country can't be fixed. obama won't do it. i feel like he is bill clinton 2.0 but with more principles. i don't want that. i want my primary election barack back. who the fuck stole him?

i want a cigarette. guess im gonna go smoke one now.

OUT

[Lil Missy]

61. Taco Bell. Hmmmmm .....

[SPKrazy]

62. Why oh Why Did Annikin Have To Go To The Dark Side????

he could have gotten therapy

he was just too narcissistic to not let go of his powerlust for the beautiful Natalie Portman

stupid Annikin