If i ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass..He's gonna wish he was dead (5:56)

[underpants]

she left me for jesus and that just aint fair
she says that hes perfect how could i compare
she says i should find him and ill know peace at last
if i ever find jesus im kickin his ass

5:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyxEO9dqi44



shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine
while she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine
im a gonna get even i cant handle the shame
why last time we made love she even called out his name

repeat chorus

it coulda been carlos or even billy ortez
but if i ever find jesus
hes gonna wish he was dead amen

[Orsino]

1. Jesus better watch his back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZqnGe22sU

[underpants]

3. Funny!!!

:bounce:

[CBGLuthier]

2. EXIT 57 sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZqnGe22sU

oops, should have checked the one above. :-)

[CreekDog]

4. why is Jesus always the martyr?

:shrug:

[underpants]

5. Dunno

but it always ends up that way