I'm trying to depress people elsewhere. Let me try to cheer you up here.

[Pale Blue Dot]

Post in this thread and I'll try to cheer you up. :woohoo:

[TZ]

1. Okay go.

You narrow minded skeptic you....;-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Monkeys can fish!!!!!

:woohoo:

[mcctatas]

3. I am an under-appreciated, over-educated, over-worked

underpaid and exhausted mother of three (two of them TEENAGE GIRLS) living in Bush's America! What do you have for that? ;)

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. What do I have for that? A true patriot.

[mcctatas]

54. WTF is that?

I admit it made me smile (in a creeped out slightly uncomfortable kind of way), but didn't that guy used to be on TV? Hollywood Squares maybe?

:rofl:

[Chan790]

5. Me.

Stood up for lunch date on Wednesday. Still sulking on Friday.

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. Here's Barack Obama's best friend (I've heard she's single....)

[Chan790]

11. Eh...not my type.

Now if you had one of these:

Okay...okay, you convinced me...I'll take both.

(Seriously...is there a prettier pair of socially-conscious actress sisters in Hollywood? I think not.)

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Who are they?

They seem too young for me to be attracted to without problems, but you may have one OR both. You have my permission.

[Chan790]

13. Emily and Zooey Deschanel.

Zooey(27)<----------------------------->Emily(30)

You're right...probably too young for you. More for me. Yay!

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. Wait, I like Zooey!

But, still, you're depressed, so you can have her. :hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I'm already in a pretty good mood, but go for it.

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Here's the world's oldest teenager:

[ghostsofgiants]

14. I think it's blocked by6 my work's firewall, it's red Xing me.

[Pale Blue Dot]

15. OK, google "Dick Clark looking creepy" and you'll find the picture.

Enjoy!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. Sister in the hospital in California, husband in the UK, I'm stuck in Texas

Now top THAT for depression!

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. You know what you need?

The Mod Squad!

[carlyhippy]

17. ok. gas prices, food prices soar, polar bears/penguins homeless, world falling apart help!

Carly

[Pale Blue Dot]

18. Focus on happier times. Like when The Village People could make movies.

[carlyhippy]

21. OMG LOL my favorite era....thanks!

Carly

[UrbScotty]

19. :-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

22. You're not giving me much to work with...

so here's a man with a giant penis TV:

[The Straight Story]

20. Most people on DU don't like me

Cause I am too damned sexy or something I guess.... :)

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. It may help to know that there are people sexier than you.

[The Straight Story]

29. At least it wasn't carrot top....

[elshiva]

31. Is Carrot Top related to this guy:

;)

[The Straight Story]

32. Hmmm without the hair....I can almost see it

If my eyes are closed and I am drunk :)

[elshiva]

34. Carrot Top's mom looks like this:

Cowinky-dink?

[The Straight Story]

35. If she did, I'd do her

:rofl:

[elshiva]

40. So that's how Carrot Top was made.

;)

[The Straight Story]

41. well, the only thing we made is:

is:

(the one in the green dress)


and (not the dog)

[Pale Blue Dot]

42. HEY! YOU TWO!! Stop cheering yourselves up by hijacking my thread!

I am the most important one here! :grr:

[The Straight Story]

43. Let me cheer you up

[Pale Blue Dot]

44. Only because my wife's at work!

:cry:

[The Straight Story]

45. you can make some signs here:

http://www.custommotelsign.com/menu.php

[Pale Blue Dot]

51. Too late. I'm going to bed... alone....

:cry:

[elshiva]

48. We will hijack this thread if we damn well want to

So there.

[Pale Blue Dot]

50. Are you making me an offer I can't refuse?

If so, I except!

[elshiva]

52. Sure.

Sorry for being such a dick.

[elshiva]

46. But she is a red head...

:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

47. she got my brains

:)

[elshiva]

49. What have you against Carrot Top?

:sarcasm:

[elshiva]

25. Is that a picture of you in your avatar?

If so, yes you are too damned sexy.

[The Straight Story]

26. doh!

on edit: (oops I thought you meant sig line....thanks for the compliment)

[elshiva]

23. Thanks, Finnfan. Damn ovarian cyst bugging me.

[Pale Blue Dot]

27. At least there's no problem with the hooters.

[elshiva]

28. Thanks. You are a true American. You are America.

[leftyclimber]

30. My knees hurt like a mofo

and I have to play soccer on Tuesday after not playing for 2 weeks.

[Pale Blue Dot]

33. If your knees are bad, don't do any pole dancing!

Leave that to the professionals.

[leftyclimber]

36. I note that the professionals do not have knees.

I will take that under advisement.

:rofl:

[tigereye]

37. I'm good, though, I went to see the Old 97s tonight. For free!

They burned up the stage, and wow is Rhett Miller sexy.... great showman, great hooks and great songs...


so I don't need cheering up, well, except for the fact that I can't hear now and I feel rather old compared to most of the youngsters at the show. But, what the hell! :rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

38. I can help with that.

Take your medicine!

[tigereye]

39. wise guy....

:hi: :beer:

[The Magistrate]

53. Well, This Should Be Fun, Sir....

"I am feeling particularly cheerful this morning...."

[SarahB]

55. You just posted every weird, random photobucket pic you have here!

Didn't you?! :silly: