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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 06:02 PM
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If Stonewall Jackson's corpse dug it's way out of ground and attacked Britney Spears with a saber...
Running her through but only maiming her. Would you feel glee, remorse or apathy?























You got me... Yes, it is a trick question, Stonewall Jackson's corpse and his left hand were buried in two different places. So yes, the best ole Stony could hope for would be to try to strangle Britney with his one good hand.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:38 PM
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1. Regular saber or light saber?
A regular saber is wielded with one hand, but a light saber is best operated with two. So, how about someone like Abe Lincoln? That would be undeniably cool, Honest Abe attacking Britney with a light saber. I'd even settle for Ferdy Marcos or Abe Vigoda.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:43 PM
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2. but, he was right handed?
so I bet he could pull it off
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:51 PM
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3. Chuck, I'm gonna have to go with "apathy". nt
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