Commercials that should be summarily executed:

[MrScorpio]

That "Summer of Life" from Just For Men

Someone please kill that fucker

Is it just me, or does that puppy just one bigassed IN YOUR FACE populated with corporate looking animated manikins?

And the old fuck on stage air guitaring with a tambourine wielding bimbo who's clearly half his age... I just hope that that was his daughter.


Oh yeah, that commercial with one for any kind of flaccid dick pill coming on right after it makes baby Jesus cry.

[MotorCityMan]

1. There's one for Burlington Coat Factory

where in the background they sing hysterically "Family values! Family values!"

Makes me nauseous.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. all of them

all of them

[MrScorpio]

3. Nice post, Lenin

How's Moscow?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. warmer this time of year

spacibo, tovarish

I just hate commercials on TV, that's all

[edbermac]

4. I nominate DU AdBot!

Nuke him! :nuke:

[MrScorpio]

5. There's something strange about that Adbot

He's scary

[harmonicon]

9. seconded!!

[daggahead]

30. If you had Firefox,

You could use the AdBlocker extension and you'll never have to see it again.

[fudge stripe cookays]

7. Any of the new crop with snotty British accents.

Now, I'm an anglophile, but between the Victoria's Secret and the one with the "Rozbury and chocolatey ASIGH berries", I'm about ready to shoot somebody. How do these people sell anything? They're obnoxious.

I turn off every one that comes on or mute the TV.

[zanne]

26. LOL!

What the hell is a "European raspberry" anyway? They look alot like plain old back-yard raspberries to me.

[fudge stripe cookays]

34. They're elite....

when you say it "rozbury", they taste better.

:eyes:

[KamaAina]

8. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

:nuke:

[femmocrat]

11. Is that one still on?

I haven't seen it for awhile. They also did one with a guy saying how he hated it (but loved their product), and he was more even annoying than the original, IMO!

[KamaAina]

13. Can't we execute it anyway?

Maybe put it back on just once, at 4 in the morning on Faux Noise, and then execute it? Please??

[femmocrat]

17. Great idea... but looks like someone beat us to it!

:D

[daggahead]

31. Head On

At least you know they're not trying to bullshit you with some flashy ruse.

[Bake]

38. How about the damn SEQUEL!!!!

"Head On! I hate your commercials, but I love your product." Kinda acknowledges the utter shittiness of the original commercial, while aggrandizing it at the same time!

Pure suckitude.

Bake

[femmocrat]

10. All the ones on MSNBC.

I swear they only have about 10 commercials that they repeat ad nauseum.

Those annoy me the most... but right now it's the one with the guy and his wife in a motel (under construction) and a jackhammer noise. He keeps talking although she can't hear him. Makes me want to smash the TV.

[Left Is Write]

12. That frickafrackinratzafratzin VONAGE commercial that is ALWAYS ON.

"We here at the phone company....."

GAH.

I hate that commercial. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE it.

[stuntcat]

33. I HAAAATES it

That's the one I would add. I can't even watch tv much because the commercials scare me but when I watch Star Trek every morning on TVLand I see that commercial like 4 times. And the Chuck Norris exercise commercial, and the free credit report commercial. Vonage is the one I'm the sickest of :puke:

[Shell Beau]

35. That one and the progressive one with the gal at the check out!!

:puke:

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. VIva Viagra needs to be burned

Biker Man is a REAL Man and his Lady Love is Riding High with him...

yeah...

Burn the tape, please

[SeattleGirl]

22. AMEN to that, Nelly!

Every time one of those Viva Viagra commercials comes on, I hit the mute button. :grr:

[Whoa_Nelly]

24. SG!

They butchered...fucking BUTCHERED! Elvis' song!

I will never be able to watch Elvis and Ann Margaret again without it being ruined by those damnable, greedy ad company freaks!!!!! :cry:

I'm destroyed! Absolutely Destroyed! :cry:




Elvis never needed Viagra!

[Kutjara]

15. All the "Just for Men" ads give me cramps.

"Hey, Bill, you may just have invented a cure for cancer, but isn't that a bit of gray hair I see at your temples? Fuck off, old-timer! We don't need your kind around here!"

Cut to scene of Bill nervously applying dye to hair, followed by:

"Wow, Bill, even though I'm an ultra-hot supermodel who can have any man she wants, you're newly varnished locks make me want to fuck your brains out! Let's go, big boy!"

Puke. Just puke.

[Lil Missy]

16. No one has mentioned freecredit. com baybee??

I am so sick of that one I may go postal!

[RebelOne]

27. Love that one. That singer is so cute. n/t

[China_cat]

18. That ad for Mentos gum

where the girl pushes up the guy's nose and 'drinks' out of his mouth is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen outside of a Republican political ad.

[amerikat]

19. The travelocity ad with jackhammer drowning out the voices

I can hit the mute button pretty quick when that ad comes on.

[China_cat]

25. It might not be so bad if he wasn't asking if she packed

his flip-flops. (Reading lips and closed-captioning does wonders)

[Texasgal]

20. F-R-E-E that spells free credit report

dot com baby.... x(

[PBS Poll-435]

21. ITA

Damn those jingles!

[Shell Beau]

36. Those piss me off. I don't know why, but they just piss me off.

[NewJeffCT]

45. that was the one that came to mind with me

grrrrr

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Carl's Jr.

Or Hardee's if you're east of whatever.



Sorry, guys, but watching and listening to someone eat like they're at a trough does not whet my appetite. :puke:

[Phillycat]

28. You guys need to start downloading your TV shows commercial free

like the rest of us. :D Welcome to 2008!

[daggahead]

29. Any commercial that ...

Shows two old farts in a bathtub on the beach ...

Sorry, a shitty diet is the primary cause of a flacid penis.

[grateful581]

32. That God Damn pwrfl power esurance commercial

This commercial honestly gives me a headache. This "be yourself" song is Horrible! I have to change the channel every time it comes on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2GiAmWosk0

[Shell Beau]

37. The Klondike commercials that praise the guy for listening to his wife

or for not looking at the cute girl walking by!! :puke:

[Bake]

40. That one almost started a fight at my house!!!!

"You don't really LOOK AT other women, do you ...."

You can guess the rest.

:rofl:

Bake

[krispos42]

"But, honey, I don't move my neck muscles!"

"Yeah, my eyeballs move in their sockets, but that's all!!! I can't help that; it's nature!"

[Shell Beau]

43. Haha!! I don't even say a word. My husband is good though.

He doesn't crack a smile at those commercials!! :P

At least when I am watching TV with him!! ;)

[Fox Mulder]

39. Every commercial should be executed.

[MrCoffee]

41. The Nasonex one with the sexy Eurotrash-accented bee

WTF is that about? Eff you hahve nasal allergees, and want to beh suave like meh, use our nose sprahy.

[SydneyBristow]

57. I'm pretty sure it's Antonio Banderas...

Whenever I see that commercial, I just think of the Chris Kattan Skit on SNL, for the Antonio Banderas talk show:
"Welcome to the...How do you say?... Ah Yes! ...Show"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

42. The Fisher & Paykel ad - "dish, drawer, dish, drawer - DISH DRAWER!'

While the idiotic man is looking at his wife's ass as she loads/unloads the dishwasher. SWEET JESUS DO I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!

[Blue Gardener]

55. First time I saw it

I really thought he was saying "tush' drawer, while looking at her ass. Couldn't figure out what that had to do with a dishwasher.

[krispos42]

44. I don't see commercials anymore

I totally blank them out mentally.

It's kind of scary.

Of course, it helps that my PC is next to my computer, so I have the option of DUing during them. But even without, I just go off into my own little world.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

46. The "affordable" Disney commercial I mentioned yesterday

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7858809&mesg_id=7858809

"Only $1,600? We can do that!"

[Tikki]

47. Any commercial where drivers...

are driving around wasting gas....like the Marco Polo one.

When are companies going to be role models....:sarcasm:


Tikki

[Lyric]

48. F-R-E-E that spells free

*POW*

*thud*

Amen.

[Bake]

49. "What the world ... needs now ... is ... cla-ri-ty ...

and a lot more ... trans-paren-cy"

Some stock trading web site or brokerage or some such shit, complete with a lounge singer wannabe butchering Bacharach ...

That one really makes me hurl.

Bake

[CreekDog]

50. ALL COMCAST COMMERCIALS

:wtf: :grr:

[LeftyMom]

51. The whole company would be better.

x(

[Arger68]

52. Bob the Enzyte guy. That whistling

is like nails on a chalkboard to me!

[Redstone]

53. The guy in this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7862296&mesg_id=7862296

Redstone

[MrScorpio]

54. Todd is a dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnsJ6IySpRQ

[Blue Gardener]

56. The Roaming Gnome

I hate that little bastard, I wish someone would run him over with a very large SUV.