The San Diego freeway was the scene of a freak accident today.

[edbermac]

When six freaks in a camper crashed into three freaks in a van.

:rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry:



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear edbermac!

I gather George Carlin said all these?

Funny and heartbreaking all at the same time...

:cry:

:hug:

[edbermac]

2. My dear California Peggy! He did indeed!

Rereading his book Brain Droppings now. A few others:

It's a sad thing to see an Indian wearing a cowboy hat.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

Do kings have sweat bands inside their crowns?

A courtesy bus driver once told me to go fuck myself.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

"No comment" is a comment.

If you have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

I think it would be fun to go on "Jeopardy" and never buzz in. Just stand there for half an hour, never talk, and then go home.

When football fans tear down the goalpost, where do they take it?

Why does Filipino start with an F and Philippines start with Ph?

Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?

Meow means "woof" in cat.

Did you ever notice that there aren't many Chinese guys named Rusty?

If a really stupid person gets senile, how can you tell?

What clinic did Betty Ford go to?