God Arrested On Coke Charges

[flvegan]

God Lucky Howard's mugshot

God was busted today.

At high noon.

For selling cocaine. Near a church.

God Lucky Howard, 39, described in jail records as a mortgage broker, was arrested by Tampa police. He was charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.

The arrest stems from two previous incidents, according to a criminal report affidavit.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/21/oh-my---god-arrested-coke-charges/?imw=Y

[Phillycat]

1. Man, God is such a fucking hypocrite!

I KNEW it!

[Wcross]

2. Notice his middle name? "Lucky"?

His parents were REALLY tempting fate when they named him, huh?

[Deja Q]

9. One thing's for sure, he didn't get lucky this time...

:yoiks:

[johnnie]

3. You would think God would have had some saints doing that for him

Or at least Mother Teresa, she wouldn't have looked suspicious.

[JVS]

4. Free God!

[montanto]

5. Nothing surprises me anymore. But,

I mean, God did make a deal with the devil to fuck up Job's shit big time. And he said to Abraham "kill me a son" and Abe said "man, you must be puttin' me on." And God said "no." Abe said "what?" God said "you can do what you want Abe but, uh . . . the next time you see me commin' you better run." Abe said "where you want this killin' done?" God said "oh, out on highway sixty-one."

And God does all kinds of other crazy shit too.

Don't even get me started.

[LynneSin]

6. And yet the Rapture Index went down another point

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. I'm just glad I finally have God's picture!

I hate it when I don't have a face to go with a name! :P

[Bennyboy]

8. So, God is one of us?