OK, the lounge is closed now....

[LeftyFingerPop]

leave now and drive safely. Thanks for your business.

[latebloomer]

1. As the bartender used to say at the restaurant where I worked

"Hotel, motel, but you can't stay here!"

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. My last foray into a bar was in December, and it went like this....

Guy: Last call....get the fuck out of here.

Me: What?

Guy: Get the fuck out of here.

Me: Fuck you

Guy: What?

Me: Fuck you.

It went downhill from there.

[OzarkDem]

2. I didn't hear the "last call"

One more round, bartender.

[Ptah]

4. Hey, I've got a great idea, let's

Wait, I've got to take this call.

BRB

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Ptah...I was thinking about you today!!!

I was in my garden, looking at the flowers, and I happened to think of a photograph that you.....ooops....hold on...brb mensroom.

[Ptah]

8. I know what you mean. I was thinking about me, too.

[elshiva]

6. NO! False alarm. Make mine a triple.

[bluesbassman]

7. Hey!, we're still partying here!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. You are not the boss of us.

[DarkTirade]

10. Fuck maaaan... I didn't know I was gonna have to drive home so soooon...

Whosh got my keysh... fuck man... there are two of you... I don't think I'm drive to shafe.

[DarkTirade]

11. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sad0Azv889k

[kentauros]

12. As far as I'm concerned, this lounge is open all night!

:D

Habibi!





Don't mess with the centaur-leftovers!




:P

[kentauros]

13. Or maybe it does indeed close when I get in the last word...

i.e.

Natural-born Thread-killer

[SOteric]

14. Oh Phurphoo. Skinner never lets the Lounge close.

If he were to shut this place off all of our inanity would start spilling over into the other fora. No one really wants that, I assure you.

[TZ]

15. In some ways to me....

It feels like the lounge has been closed for awhile now...:-(
(sorry for the downer)