baby's first heels...

[Lady Effingbroke]

Heelarious

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. What the hell?

Why? :wtf:

[galledgoblin]

2. maybe it's like foot binding

start 'em young, it's easier! (they can't fight back)

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Well that's just a disturbing thought.

x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Because

Y'gotta start the indoctrination as Little Miss Mommy's Reflection from the get-go.





Chloe Casey, Pageantgirl "Royalty" for 2005 in the 0-3 age group.



Birth to 3. :banghead:



(Yes, that's an actual human little girl. It is not a doll.)



Much more of this sickness here: http://www.gapageantgirl.com/2006NatRoyalty.htm

[madeline_con]

18. GAG! You should warn about the godawful music!

The content sucks, too. :puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Well, I did say 'sickness'

:D



I didn't hear music, though. Maybe Firefox blocked it. :shrug:

[madeline_con]

28. Think Benny Hill on a trike, and the soundtrack will come to you. n/t

[jmowreader]

30. SERIOUS Photoshop work here, folks

Go to the website and zoom in on the photos. The eyelashes are identical in all the photos. That can't be done on real people.

[sasquatch]

20. Because cheap floozies are made not born

:hide:

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. WHAT??

[Lady Effingbroke]

6. I guess there's nothing like dressing you 6-month-old in a pair of zebra-stripe ho' heels.

[LeftyMom]

7. Goes with the junior pole dancing kit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html

[Lady Effingbroke]

11. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Peekaboo dance dollars"???

[Bassic]

5. Good lord....

This makes me want to cry.

[Lex]

8. From the "L'il Miss Floozy" line.

nt

[lightningandsnow]

25. Remind me never to wear heels ever again,

lest I drop 20 IQ points. :eyes:

Oh yeah, and apparently, it makes you a "floozy" too. :sarcasm:

The shoes? Stupid and unnecessary. But can we point out the stupid without making sexist statements?

[Lex]

27. Hahahaha.

Poor thing.

[Carnea]

9. As I said before if your gonna name your kid Cinnamon or Destiny you might as well get her

the shoes


and a brass pole for the playpen

[bluesbassman]

10. Sadly, they'll probably sell a ton of these. n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. I clicked on this thread expecting to see a cute pic of a baby wearing her mama's shoes

[Sultana]

14. Creepy and Ugly

[Sultana]

15. Creepy and Ugly

[NV Whino]

16. And that deserved to be posted twice!

Yeah. Creepy and ugly.

[Monk06]

17. How bout some Baby Doc Martens ???

[FloridaJudy]

19. Those at least look halfway comfortable

Especially if your kid needs to walk anywhere there's a potential for broken glass. As for those others...ugh. :scared:

[Monk06]

22. The air wear soles last for years. You could pass these on to ten kids before they wore out.

[hedgehog]

26. Galledgoblin wants to know if the pink ones with penguins come in her size!

:)

[Monk06]

31. Goto Dr Martens USA ...............

http://www.dmusastore.com/pc-1991-13-wacky-6004-winter-pink.aspx

Smallest size is UK size 6

[fortyfeetunder]

21. Might work as a gag gift

But I could not take this gift seriously....

[FloridaJudy]

24. That website is really, *really*, REALLY creepy!

Let's brainwash the little ones early.

[petronius]

29. These could be kind of funny as a joke, but only because they're so awful

Also, they look like Miss Piggy's shoes, which is cool...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

32. I think ... NOT !! --

no effing way .... :D