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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:00 AM
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A "calc 3" joke.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe?

|elephant||giraffe|sin θ







What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

Nothing--a mountain climber is a scalar.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:03 AM
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1. Locking!
No Calculus threads..:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:08 AM
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4. You're not my mod.
You can't boss me around! You business calc yogameister.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:11 AM
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6. Better watch it!
Or I'll have my clique drones swarm you....:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:12 AM
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7. "Clique drones?"
Isn't that just another term for "clones?"
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:04 AM
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2. HAHAHAHA
I got that, TurtleANDsue is just mad that she cant get the "smart" jokes around here...

:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:07 AM
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3. Naw, not my brand of humor. Math humor is sooo 20th century
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:10 AM
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5. That was excessively geeky!
Nonetheless, I laughed.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:13 AM
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8. I dont know if funny is the right word
geeky maybe, but not funny.

:P
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The Inquisitive Donating Member (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:47 AM
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9. hah i have a calc 3 final in 2 hours
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 11:53 AM
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10. Put that joke on the test.
Maybe you'll get extra credit.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 02:19 PM
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11. How is a mountain climber a scalar, but an elephant a vector?
Mountain climbers are more accurately described as tensors.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 02:48 PM
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12. thank you, dust range, for being my online bud, even tho I'm not a geek
or rather, even tho I'm a math moron. not just a math moron, but a math cry baby.

math + me = :cry:

math > me/:cry:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:08 PM
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13. Psst raindog...
I'm a biologist..biologists are wanna be physicists and chemists without the math skills.....;-)
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:18 PM
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14. yes
Calc 3 is a joke




:hi:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



lost
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:34 PM
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16. Silence!
I keel you and get all mathy!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:24 PM
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15. I get it!
I just don't think it's funny.

Bake
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