How do you piss off a Panflute Handler?

[underpants]

or should I say panflutist?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Apply a 2x4 about his head and shoulders?

Or only tip a quarter?

[underpants]

2. From the looks of it it ain't that easy

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Nature demands the 2/4 treatment upon panflautists, for defiling the trees.

Where there is a will, there is a 2x4 just waiting and wishing to be applied to a panflautist.

[democracyindanger]

3. Call him Zamfir no matter what his real name is.

[Monk06]

4. Ask him to play "Louie Louie" or "Smoke on the Water"

[underpants]

5. Ask him

when are your bagpipes getting back from the shop?

[Monk06]

6. Ask him If you can accompany him on the Tabla

[Bake]

8. Get drunk and keep yelling

"Play Wildwood Flower you sonofabitch!" very drunkenly.

That happened to me at a gig (and I'm just a humble guitar player) and it really pissed me off....

Bake

[Blue-Jay]

11. Try being a sax player in a bar full of old rednecks.

[Bake]

18. Free Bird!!!!!

Sigh.

:rofl:

Bake

[Blue-Jay]

19. Nah. It was usually some slobbering drunk asking for Yakkety Sax.

Ugh.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. "Play Flight of the Bumblebee, Dude!!"

:)

[Danger Mouse]

10. Don't piss off Zamfir. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

[Bucky]

21. "Don't Mess with the Zamfir" is Adam Sandler's next movie, actually.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

12. Show him this

[underpants]

14. I may use that for our next staff meeting

:bounce:

[flvegan]

13. Take away his/her goat leggings.

[harmonicon]

16. no way

those are actual goat legs,dude!

[DarkTirade]

15. Panflautist?

:shrug:

[Carnea]

17. Seduce his wife with your foam sword.

[Bucky]

20. It's not difficult. A lot of them are quite angry at society to begin with.

Trust me, panflautists are a bitter lot and their parties really suck.