Naked man claiming to be Christ, George Bush hit with taser by police

[NNN0LHI]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_NUDE_MAN_ARRESTED?SITE=MIDTF&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) -- A Jefferson County Jail inmate has quite a tale to tell about how he got there. The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush when sheriff's deputies shot him with a stun gun after he ignored their commands.

A motorist spotted the 30-year-old standing nude in the middle of Alabama 79 early Friday morning and called police. snip

He told the deputies he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and could break the handcuffs.

[Deja Q]

1. But does the article dare to ask:

Was he hung over at the time?

[meow2u3]

2. I can tell he's a couple of quarters short of a roll

You can't be Christ and George Bush at the same time!!! They're arch-enemies!

[old mark]

3. Be funny as hell

if he was right.

mark

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'Don't crucify me, bro!'

"Hostilities on Alabama 79 have ended and my cock is free."

[SPKrazy]

5. The Jail Walls Will Fall Won't They?

but George Bush?

[lame54]

6. I'd taser you too if you told me you were George Bush