One Ply Or Two Ply?

[Parche]

[MrCoffee]

1. Brillo pad

I want to make damn sure I'm clean.

[OhioChick]

2. OMG...

:spray: :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

3. wimp!

you wanna be clean then you need a belt sander.

[MrCoffee]

5. I don't even want to know what you've been eating for dinner.

[Deja Q]

4. Triple ply.If that bear knew they took the tree he rubbed on to make that paper,

would he still be smiling?

[av8rdave]

6. Gosh, I'll have to ask the hired help that does that for me

[AlCzervik]

7. wipe your ass or pick your ply, or both?

[av8rdave]

9. Both, of course...

Does that make me elitist?

[AlCzervik]

10. that makes you awesome.

i wish i had that kind of relationship with my domestics but i have trust issues.

[av8rdave]

11. ...

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

8. Mere paper just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Not since I experienced the wonder that is the Japanese automatic toilet when I lived in Tokyo. At the press of a button, one's nethers are gently cleansed with a jet of warm, scented water, and then carefully blow dried, all without leaving the comfort of the padded seat. It's like a day-spa for the ass.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

12. You forgot the Wall Street Journal.