Teen Horniness is Not A Crime

[elshiva]

Sung By Krysta Now

Teen horniness is not a crime
Keep an open heart and an open mind
Cause these statistics do not lie
Just ask those nerds who shot up Columbine

They weren?t gettin? laid
No
They weren?t getting? laid
So

Teen horniness is a state of mind
Not a sin but a natural urge
You gotta purge
Gotta splurge
While you still can

Birth control
Condoms
The morning after pill

It?s your stupid legislation
In an overcrowded nation
Now you acting crazy
Cause a zygote ain?t no baby

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. It was at *my* high school

Funny — I was thinking about this just a couple days ago. Back then, they called it "over-affection on campus." Now it's just "PDA."









And, yeah — I got busted for it. Once.



A proud day it was. :D

[elshiva]

2. But it's not a crime.

Sexuality is a wonderful thing.

"We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom." -- Krysta Now

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Miss Drewes thought it was

Maybe that's why she was 206 years old and still a Miss. :shrug:

[elshiva]

4. Miss Drewes never saw Krysta Now.

Have you seen that movie?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Nuh-uh

I don't see many movies, particularly in first-run. Theatres are a racket.

The Management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits.

[elshiva]

6. Seriously, this thread is failing.

This was meant to be a sort of in joke, but I guess no one has seen the film "Southland Tales." I love, love this movie, but everyone hates it. Krysta Now is a fictional porn star/pop singer/talk show host played by Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[InkAddict]

7. But old age impotence is?

Cripe, if they can pharma us with Cialis and Viagra, then give those teens saltpeter.