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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:23 PM Original message |
"To clear paper jam, read instructions inside front door" |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Crowbar. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. That instruction is with the instructions |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. Like this: |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. Easy. |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. What, and look stupid in front of her? |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. LOL...that works for me.... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 08:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Please. My assistant is probably surprised I can walk across the room |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-04-08 06:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
21. LOL. My brother, who is a VP at our company |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-04-08 07:20 AM Response to Reply #6 |
23. s/he is obviously deserving of a raise |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. The front door is actually a fake. |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
9. You call the secretary silly |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 09:43 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. If I called her silly |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 09:54 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. If she calls you by your first name, you're safe. If not...well..good luck |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 09:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. oh fuck no |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 10:06 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. But if they love you...you're in heaven. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
12. Paper jams make me feel like this guy: |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 10:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I wanted to be that guy on the person who MADE the document |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 10:13 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. 11x17? That's a murderable offense. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-04-08 07:15 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. That's about all I print in... |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
15. Here ya go: the REAL instructions |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-03-08 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
18. That sounds like the HP9000 printer at work. |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-04-08 02:27 AM Response to Original message |
19. You do what every blue collar would do. |
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1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-04-08 02:49 AM Response to Original message |
20. "pc load letter? what the fuck does that mean?" :) n/t. |
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