5 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

[NJmaverick]

NUMBER 5: “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

NUMBER 4 : “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.”

NUMBER 3 : “Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!”

NUMBER 2: “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) “… in Jesus’ name, Amen”

[leeroysphitz]

1. It's wrong to sleep while on the clock. n/t

[DeepBlueC]

10. and uncomfortable too!!!

[madinmaryland]

2. NUMBER 6:

Can i finish downloading the p*rn before you escort me to the door?

[LaraMN]

3. "I am not laying on my desk. Your depth perception is messed up."

:D

[TZ]

4. I'm not sleeping

I'm doing statistics in my head..my eyes are closed so I can focus on them...

[madinmaryland]

8. I'm sure you are, like

- How many touchdowns Tony Romo threw.
- How many touchdown passes Terrell Owens caught....

:rofl:

[TrogL]

5. I've been up all night fighting fires. Has it rained yet?

That actually happened. My contribution to "fighting fires" consisted primarily of fixing the photocopier and debugging network problems but I got told "attaboy" and "go back to sleep".

[DarkTirade]

9. Nice.

:)

[BlueJazz]

6. Oh My God...Everybody!...Don't drink the coffee,,,,Somebody put Knock-out drops in it!

[guitar man]

7. #7

"Get the hell out of my office beore I fire the lot of you!!!"

It's good to be the boss :evilgrin:

[davsand]

11. That thief must have knocked me out!

I do hope he didn't steal the data I was fighting to protect!


:evilgrin:



Laura

[Iris]

12. Can you bring me another pillow and a blanket?

[suninvited]

13. Hilarious

I sent this to all my co workers, they loved it.

[KamaAina]

14. "It's OK, Mr. Cheney. We're still the rulers of the free world, right?"

:boring:

[madeline_con]

15. All good! n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

16. "It's the most amazing thing. If you hold your ear close to a desk you can hear the ocean."

It's best to say that between snores.

[MonkeyFunk]

17. For years I tried to sleep my way to the top

and went nowhere. Then somebody told me I was supposed to sleep WITH someone. :shrug:

[Shine]

18. Hilarious!!

:rofl:

I'm sending that one around. :thumbsup: