Thursday morning slap-o-rama. Who would you like to slap the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

Me? This dick-wad:

[BarenakedLady]

1. Everyone in this picture

[ohiosmith]

2. Get in line.

:hi:

[SacredCow]

13. Separated at birth?

and

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Pardon my ignorance....

....but who are the three kids with the mini-Don King haircuts?

[driver8]

18. Why do those guys all have the same fucked up haircut?

They look familiar, but I can't place them.

This isn't the Gotti family, is it?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Seriously, who are these people?

They do look like the Gottis, but I can't say for sure.

[Bake]

3. Most everyone in GD-P?

By the way, who is that dickwad in your OP?

Bake

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. The Savage Wiener?

[Bake]

10. Well of course!

Looks like he's put on a pound or twenty since I last saw his abominable countenance. Plus, he's ATTEMPTING (not successfully, mind you) to dress more appropriately; I think the last pic I saw of him (I try to avoid those) had him trying to look all bad-ass in black leather.

Bake

[AlCzervik]

15. his son also owns Rockstar energy drink, he's also an asswad.

[AlCzervik]

5. The Savage Weiner, aka Michael Savage, real last name Weiner.

[Bake]

21. He kinda looks like an older, fatter Bill Engvall ...

Eeeeeeeeew.

Bake

[AlCzervik]

22. nothing worse then getting to sf and seeing his billboard, yuck.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Read my mind, see below. n/t

[ohiosmith]

9. :

Dick-wad: Michael Savage :hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. General Discussion: Primaries.

Each and every one of them over there.

No, forget slapping. Just nuke them. Nuke the whole damn place. That's what they do in the movies when the situation is hopeless and the alien infestation/zombie infestation/rapidly contagious disease problem is getting out of hand.

[skygazer]

8. Whoever gave me my current stomach virus

And anyone else who even looks at me funny. I don't feel well at all. :nuke:

[meegbear]

11. A mod and an administrator

[Initech]

12. Oil company executives and shareholders

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

16. How about open hunting season on .....

I jest but how about corporate lobbyists, religious fundamentalists and politicians. When they are in Idaho hunting fenced in quail and trapped deer and elk send in the hillbillies and tell them they are just cardboard cutouts of people.

[leftyclimber]

17. Anyone remotely involved with Windows Vista.

'Nuff said.

[BlueIris]

20. Someone whose name might rhyme with Bon McInsane.

For...everything he's said in the last six months. Or ever.

[CBHagman]

23. Appropriate choice, and I'd add...

...Danielle Pletka of the American Enterprise Institute, who responded to the fifth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq by writing an op-ed piece in which she tut-tutted that the Iraqis had not used their freedom well. What a CENSORED.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/16/opinion/16pletka.html

[TZ]

24. My #%$^%# health insurance company

But thats an everyday thing now...May a herd of yak run them over!:grr:

on edit: madinmaryland as well...

[undeterred]

25. Hillary

of course.

[ohiosmith]

28. Hillary eh?

:popcorn:

[JoDog]

26. My sister

We are in the process of packing up our apartment. Our goal is to have everything at least ready to move on May 31. However, over the last 2 years she has let her room become such a dust and talcum-powder covered den of unwashed clothes, she has spent almost 2 weeks just trying to get that packed up and cleaned. Meanwhile, I have been left to deal with the living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom alone, on top of my own bedroom.

After I come home from work, I usually but in 2-3 hours of work on the packing and cleaning, while she eats and then passes out.

She is 26 years old people!!! I am tired and sore, entering a heavy period at work and can't take a day off, and I'm ready to strangle her.

Venting feels good!

[China_cat]

27. The North Charleston city council.

I had to pay our rain tax today.

Yes, once a year we have to pay a tax to get rained on.

[TheMightyFavog]

29. Ned Yost

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing with my Brewers, you asshat?

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

30. You mean besides this guy?

:)
Go Blue!!!!!!!

[ohiosmith]

32. Go Blue!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. My Boss. eom