Attention WannaBeGrumpy...

[ScreamingMeemie]

If you and that delinquent boyfriend of yours go and see Indiana Jones tonight, without your family (who has always watched these films together), I will kill you.

Love,
Mama

[WannaBeGrumpy]

1. !!!!!!!!

:hide: :scared:

.... i didn't know you wanted to see it....we had been planning this for a while...:(

[MissMillie]

2. Ummmmm... WB......

:spank:

how could you not know? Your family ALWAYS watches those movies TOGETHER!!!!!


Jeez.... teenagers. :banghead:

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. I Know... !!! How could she even entertain the idea of going to see

an Indiana Jones movie without me?

[khashka]

3. Are you two still going at it?

Daddy Khash is putting both of you on time out! MrsG go sit in that corner. WannaB go sit in that one. And you have to stay there til you can behave!

Khash.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

4. She started iT!!!!

with her unnecessary thread!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. It is the nature of our extreme love and respect for each other that

we wish to kill each other most days.

And...I am being good and writing out the bills that will further ensure that she has a place to live while she mooches off me for at least the next four years...while she stuffs her face with pizza. See?

[WannaBeGrumpy]

7. I've been hungry since last night...

I have to eat now or I wil die!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. And to think I was going to take you to lunch...

Sigh...

[DS1]

9. Take her to the matinee showing

but secretly replace her ticket for a ticket to Speed Racer.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

10. I wouldn't mind seeing SpeedRacer...

I really want to see it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Yes, but your boyfriend doesn't want to see it...

...but I think it looks like flashy good fun!

[khashka]

12. You are both wrong

MrsG: if you didn't wanna deal with kids you shouldn't have had any. But I know my daughter damn near drove me crazy.

WannaB: Would it have killed you to ask your mom if she would like to see the movie too?


Khash.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

13. MrsG...

You should go and sit directly behind WannaB at the theater, and then every few minutes ask, "Now who's that guy again?" throughout the entire movie.

[MonkeyFunk]

14. No

she should sit between Wannabe and Patchouli-boy to make sure there's no shenanigans of the hanky-panky variety.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

16. God knows what legal trouble we could get into....

given our criminal status.

[devilgrrl]

15. Make her eat her greens. A fitting punishment for kids of all ages!

Mmmmmmmm :9 brussel sprouts.



:silly:

[RadiationTherapy]

20. Are those flame roasted fucking BRUSSEL SPROUTS!?!?

Wow. I am drooling. They must flame them after steaming??

[MonkeyFunk]

21. I know!

they look GOOD, don't they?! I LOVE brussels sprouts.

[devilgrrl]

23. Brussel Sprouts rule!

But they make great punchlines to jokes about kids that hate vegetables.

[KatyaR]

24. They may be grilled--

apparently grilling on the stalk (stem?) is big these days. I've seen them sold like that in the market.

That said, I hate brussel sprouts. Give me broccoli any day.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. NO worries, Mrs. G. I called ahead to the theatre, explained their

criminal status and they've been banned from theatres in all of the Midwest.

You're welcome.

:patriot:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[RadiationTherapy]

19. Why would you say that, Mrs. G !? That is awful and presumptuous.

There is no child cold hearted enough to do that to their parents, let alone your sweetie.

You are really over the top this time; you should apologize to her when she takes you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. I have successfully guilted her into not going...

Yay me! :bounce: