Where Is The Weirdest Place You Have Done It.??

[Parche]

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

Park................

[matcom]

1. Delaware

:eyes:

[boilerbabe]

7. What did Della wear? ug, sorry!

[GOPisEvil]

41. I had fun in Delaware once.

Not THAT much fun, but fun. :)

[madinmaryland]

72. I didn't know you could fit in a toll booth.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

2. ThomCat's kitchen

[Blue Diadem]

3. Done what?

:evilgrin:

edited to add:

under the search lights from a helicopter on a beach on an island. (search lights were very unexpected)

[lost-in-nj]

4. Golf course & the back seat of a 73 Nova

but I'm still exploring......


:evilgrin:


lost


It ain't over till....

well you know when


:hi:

[boilerbabe]

12. Lots of room in the old Novas! n/t

[boilerbabe]

5. The bathroom on your plane....n/t

[hobbit709]

6. Cemetary and 1968 Dino Ferrari

[boilerbabe]

8. Can't top that one

Do you know how to start one of those things up? Don't they have some secret button??

[Parche]

16. Cemetary?

Puts a new meaning in the word 'Stiff'

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[av8rdave]

104. Or "planting a stiff"

[DarkTirade]

9. In the back seat of a vol... err... car.

Actually I think just about every 'interesting place' was with that same ex... back seat of her mother's car... her parents' bed... all over her dad's office... on his couch... on his comfy chair (I'm VERY glad he never found out what we did on that... I'm also glad he never found out what we did with his speaker cables.)... hmm... I think that's about it.

[boilerbabe]

11. First it's ponies, now it's speaker cables..

You are just waaay too creative!

[DarkTirade]

13. Heh, different ex. And we didn't do anything when we went riding...

it was entirely innocent.

Oh, you mean the variety of jokes and whatnot... nevermind.

[boilerbabe]

10. A replica of Apollo spaceship in Long Beach?

Don't remember, it's been a while since I've done "IT" haha

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

14. cemetary..

perched precariously on top of something in the cemetary...

[DarkTirade]

17. Something?

:P

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

20. well,

yes, something...:yoiks:
freaky but true, let's just say afterwards I noticed it had my last name on it..

[DarkTirade]

22. Whoa...

that's kinda weird and cool at the same time. :P

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

24. I thought so too, in a way

I'm not a religious person, but I thought I was gonna burn for that one lol

[DarkTirade]

34. That, or if your ancesters were cool...

...they mighta just been giving you spiritual thumbs up and high five. :P

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

35. hmmm..

that must be why I kept hearing cheering :D

[DarkTirade]

36. That, or it just means you were doing something right.

:P

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

40. I prefer to think of it that way actually

:woohoo:

[Bennyboy]

75. me too.....

On halloween no less.

[LaraMN]

15. Baseball field? Sauna?

Something like that.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Golf course and on the back of a motorcycle

[mwooldri]

19. All depends on what "it" is. nt

[Guava Jelly]

21. Earth.

This is a weird fucking planet

[DarkTirade]

42. ... y'know, that's a good point.

What's so normal about us doing it on a big rectangle made of cloth, wood, cotton and metal springs anyway? :P

*edit* By 'us', I meant mankind, not you and me. I haven't gotten drunk enough for that... yet. :P

[Guava Jelly]

44. I did do it once outside on the concrete stairs of a catholic church.

(I am glad that you don't remember last weekend sweet cheeks) :yoiks: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

46. Same ex I mentioned twice in this thread now

also wanted to do it in the pews of a church... but unfortunately we never got a chance to. :P

She had some crazy ideas.

Probably why I stayed with her as long as I did... :P

[petronius]

23. "That would be in the butt, Bob"

;)

[Chan790]

32. Damn...

I just got home from the work-hole and that was my first thought...but you already got there. :thumbsup:

[dolo amber]

59. I can't believe it took 23 posts

Well played, sir. :patriot:

[Pushed To The Left]

87. I almost posted that, but you beat me to it! n/t

[Iggo]

25. Not so weird as they are classic, I guess.

Pool table (after hours with a very friendly barkeep.)

Elevator (stopped, of course. no alarm bell.)

Back of a limousine cruising the Hollywood hills (moon roof open, of course.)

Fifty yard line (high school.)

[DarkTirade]

39. The same ex I mentioned in my post had always wanted to do the pool table thing

just on principle because the first porno she'd ever seen had that. :P

Never got a chance to though.

[Rising Phoenix]

26. rooftop

[Iggo]

27. Nice one...(n/t)

[Rising Phoenix]

31. yes

it was sexy as hell

[crimsonblue]

28. hmm... too many to choose from.

:evilgrin: We are a bit of an open couple, and it is a bit exciting to do it in risqué places.. Let's see:
the standard mile high club membership
KU sporting facilities (Allen Field House and Memorial Stadium)
more than one city park
Cheesecake Factory restroom - my personal fav :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

29. In the DU Economy forum

[khashka]

30. Let's see......

Union Square Park- I was 17, she was in her 50s.

Washington Park - ah with Charlie!

In the bathroom on a plane to Spain - not much room but lotsa fun.

Gangbanged by 5 guys in the backroom of a porn store. And I loved every moment.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

37. ... you win.

:P

[khashka]

55. I haven't even gotten started....

How about the living room floor of my lover's house. And he comes home early!

"What are you doing?"
"He's giving me a massage, my back hurts."
"So why are you both naked?"
"That's the way he does it."
"So why is your penis in his mouth?"
"That's how he gives massages."
"Ok. Carry on."

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

58. I would have said, "That's how I'm paying for the massage" for the last answer.

But that's just me. :P

[khashka]

62. Oh give me a break

It's hard when some dude is blowing you and your lover walks in on in you, in his house!, to come up with witty repartee I did my best.


Khash.

[DarkTirade]

64. Okay, but try to do better next time.

:P

[Inchworm]

33. Not sayin

but... .. oops

:D

[lost-in-nj]

47. chicken shit!!!

SPILL!!!!!




:hug:



lost

[Inchworm]

54. I was dating a freak

They were putting in more road across a bridge on I-95 thru Santee, SC. Well lit, slow traffic, very visible, mucho traffic at dusk. The girl I was seeing dared me to do her in the median. We did.. I got so nervous it took forever. Lucky for her I guess.. the horns of the traffic threw me off my game...

Not, chicken.. guilty :D

:hide:

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

79. I think the important question that we're all wondering now is...

is she single now? :P

[Inchworm]

109. The term "single" is so vague

hehe.

That was long ago and I'm pretty sure she was "single" then. She was just a nympho. I was merely a tool for her. One of many tools. I might add.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

101. OMG!

You are a freak!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

110. Don't run away in light of your new discovery!

C'mere! Want some candy?

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt- :loveya:

Hi you!

:hug::hi:

[havocmom]

38. Portico in front of a lawyer's office

Most people get screwed inside the office.

[DarkTirade]

43. Just had to be different, huh?

:P

[FloridaJudy]

45. Bathroom of the American Embassy in Madrid.

Francisco Franco was still alive, and I was young and frisky then.

[DS1]

48. In a ditch

It was a "snap" decision

[LeftyMom]

49. Florida. nt

[DarkTirade]

80. To quote from the ever-wise Homer Simpson...

"Florida? But that's America's wang!"

[Chan790]

50. Either:

On the roof in the rain. (Bad idea which seems like a romantic idea.)

or

at an orgy. (Fun idea which has a creepy reality.)

or possibly

in bed. (It seems so conventional but it really is the best, most comfortable place.)

[lizerdbits]

51. In the back of a bowling alley

Was dating the guy who fixed the stuck pins and....balls.

Ball return lane 2! :rofl:

I can't leave out the barn full of hay. Itchy!

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. On an exam table in a doctor's office

[BlueIris]

70. Creepy.

No, seriously...

[grannylib]

53. back room countertop in the convenience store where my then-boyfriend

worked

[Lady-Damai]

56. Soccer field......n/t

[TrogL]

57. Elk Island National Park

with about 50 elk, deer and bison watching.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

60. define it .

you can thank the big dog for that one.

[leftyclimber]

61. Retaining wall?

:hide:

[Xipe Totec]

63. I could tell you....

but it would be a thread locker.

[orleans]

81. are you sure? pm me and i'll post whether or not it is a true thread locker

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

65. If this thread is what I think it is about...

Parking lot of an airport (before they had so many cameras ;-) ), library, the river bank...

those are some of the more memorable. :blush:

[pokerfan]

66. Inside a snow cave

Winter x-c ski camping.

[Haole Girl]

67. Were you in my high school PE class?

Their snow cave collapsed!

:rofl:

[orleans]

82. a snow cave? how cool is that?

lol

[pokerfan]

84. around 40°

:)

[orleans]

85. !

:P

[Aristus]

68. In the woods outside Cedarville, New Jersey.

On Thanksgiving.

B-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

69. In Minnesota.

In the back seat of a 1974 Datsun.

[TZ]

112. *snort*

For some reason I thought you were just gonna leave it at "In Minnesota".....:P

[LeftyMom]

71. The real answer: Prom. No, not after prom- AT PROM.

I'm naughty. :rofl:

[Iggo]

99. Yes!

Score!

:rofl:

[AggieGal]

73. Let's see

Together in the galley of a L10-11. Separately 'happy' in the cockpit and row 20 of a 727. The cockpit was cool since the plane was parked at the gate and the crew was due to show up in a few minutes. This was the first flight of the day.

I guess empty planes are not safe near me and my hubby.

[zingaro]

74. The beer cooler of the restaurant/bar where we worked. nt

[evlbstrd]

76. Cuba.

In the bathroom.

[SarahB]

77. Driving over the George Washington Bridge.

Err... he was driving. Fun at the time, but would not do again. Pretty dumb of us (mostly me).

[Lil Missy]

78. I don't kiss and tell, so it's a secret.

But someone caught us, and mentioned it with a smile later. :blush:

[orleans]

83. i've been reading the replies and now i'm wondering...

IS THIS A SEX THREAD??

}(

[DarkTirade]

94. WhatEVER would give you that idea?

O8)

[orleans]

105. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pushed To The Left]

86. Public jacuzzi (at an apartment complex)

Looking back, that was pretty daring! :evilgrin: And no, nobody else was in the hot tub, but I suppose somebody could have walked into the swimming pool area!

[TK421]

88. A swimming pool in Orlando.....

but I won't give details....I'm sure the swimmers had plenty of complaints the next day! :evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

115. ... boy I'm glad I stopped using public pools the last few years I lived there...

:P

[krispos42]

89. In the ear!.

:rofl:

Just messin' with you!





Back room of a Subway

The restraunt, not the train. I used to close there, and sometimes things would get hot and heavy.


And one time I brought my then-girlfriend (and now ex-wife) to a climax while we were sitting with her parents and watching TV. We were on the couch, she (and my hand) were under a blanket, her parents were seated in their "Archie and Edith" chairs.

They didn't notice a thing.

Sweatshorts = easy access


:evilgrin:

[Amaya]

90. On a New Haven beach

it was night- and there were a few people walking by ( don't know if they saw anything, but we didn't care) - great fun :)

[kwassa]

91. oh the usual .... my house/girlfriend's house while parents were home

the diciest was my performing an, um, act on my girlfriend while my dad and brother were right outside the windows changing tires on the family car. My girlfriend has a very difficult time being completely silent, necessary because we could hear everything THEY were doing on the car.

Where else? Lots of car back seats. The golf course. The cemetary. A rooftop.

Sneaking into our own homes to do it after the parents had gone to bed.

The worst wages of sin:

We did it out in the woods, right before I left for college. I ended up with massive poison ivy on both my forearms, and she caught nothing, despite her bare skin on the same stuff I was on.

[bertha katzenengel]

92. My first time. In a dorm room on a Baptist campus.

Beat that!

[DarkTirade]

95. Nice.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

93. I guess I'm just not very adventurous.

or haven't been with anyone with an imagination.

:shrug:

a beach, in cars, on sailboats (docked and on land), hmmmm can't think of anything else.

[Parche]

106. In Hawaii?

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

107. Well yes actually.

:P

I wouldn't consider that weird though.

:hi:

:hug:

[underpants]

96. a train

in Germany

[raccoon]

97. Done what? nt

[Beer Snob-50]

98. the stairs leading to the parking garage

at the holyoke mall. we were both on our break.

[RoyGBiv]

100. Baptismal ...

Hey, it was basically a bathtub.

I told myself I was going to hell for that ... and then I married her ... and I was right.

[datasuspect]

102. on another floor

in the back of a car, in a cellar of a church with the door ajar.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

103. DP

[Parche]

108. what is a DP?

:shrug: :hi:

[AllegroRondo]

111. in an M1 tank

and theres not a lot of room to move around in there.

[guitar man]

113. on top of a school bus

in the bus barn. In the announcer's booth at the football field :evilgrin:

[cyberswede]

114. Professor's office...

...with his son, who had a key. :)

Oh - and once in the car parked in our own garage when we had company and needed some alone time.

[Rhythm]

116. A baptismal pool in an unlocked church?

A bathroom stall in a friend's newly-opened nightclub?

The boat ramp at Lake Norman?

I can't decide which is odder... :hide:

[Forkboy]

117. Last time I answered this question I ended up getting married.

So I'll skip it this time. :)

[BuelahWitch]

118. On top of my washing machine

at least I was. The other person was standing.