BoyMidlo is the loudest person on this planet.

[Midlodemocrat]

I swear. He comes home, shuts the front door. Well, shuts is probably the wrong word because the entire friggin' house reverberates from it. Goes into the family room to play with the dogs and even two floors up I can hear every friggin' thing he is saying. Because HE IS YELLING!!!!!

Then, starts the mandatory search and destroy in the kitchen for a snack. After which, he'll loudly play with the dogs again. Then extremely loudly shoot hoops for a bit.

After which he returns to the kitchen for a second snack and more cabinet banging.

I swear to God. Sherman's March to the Sea was less noisy than this child.

[sasquatch]

1. Sweety, have some hair of the dog to take the edge off

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Idiot. I'm working. Plus, I've had a stomach bug for two days.

[malta blue]

2. It happens when people live outside their means

:rofl:

Little MB is uber-loud too. I think it's because they are raised in homes and not NYC apartments, where you have to tiptoe through your house in order to avoid annying your neighbors.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I know. I should be more responsible.

:rofl:

God, he is SO FRICKIN' LOUD. And, he is the proverbial bull in a china shop. Doesn't realize his size at all.

[malta blue]

6. last week I told Little MB to wake me

up if I was not up by 8. She came up the stairs like a stampede at exactly 8, and then softly whispered "Mommy, time to get up."

"Really? Are you series? I didn't hear you coming up the stairs or anything."

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. BabyMidlo walks like an African Elephant.

She weighs all of 70 pounds but walks like she weighs 1000.

I swear. What is it with these kids? I feel like the two things I say most often are stop thumping and put your sister down.

[malta blue]

10. I really believe it is the house vs apartment

thing.

When I was growing up in NYC, the downstairs neighbor complained every time she saw my mom that I was too loud. AND she would complain to the landlord, so we would get the nasty-gram in the mail, etc.

I was obligated to walk softly. Now, forget it, I stomp around with the best of them.

Little MB's buddy in the NYC walks so softly and she told me (she's 9) that the downstairs neighbor yells at her when he sees her if she walks loudly.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Wrong place. Meant to post to that asshat sasquatch.

[Parche]

7. Working?

:shrug:

I thought you were a stay at home Bunco mom?

:woohoo: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I work from my home.

And, today I'm actually taking a sick day.

:woohoo:

[sasquatch]

13. .

:P
Missed me

[DS1]

11. Then tell him to shut the fuck up

Why would you put up with that?

[sasquatch]

12. Why doesn't she just use a taser on him like she usually does?

:D

[DS1]

14. Fuck that

Flash-bangs in his ( and I don't mean run in naked and fuck him, Pevs ) room at 2 am should sort it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZM8Mq9ll1g&feature=related

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Because he's such a doofus, I have to tell him EVERY SINGLE DAY.

He's killing me.

And, in the grand scheme, it's not really THAT big of a deal, just annoying.

[flvegan]

15. Bottle baby, huh.

:popcorn:

[BarenakedLady]

16. That is impossible.

I know for a fact that BarenakedBoy is the loudest person on this planet. He doesn't not comprehend the idea of an "inside voice".

:crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. He could be BabyG...You have just described BabyG to a tee...

and everything in the world is my fault when I wake him up in the morning...

[Midlodemocrat]

19. BoyMidlo is miserable when he first wakes up.

After his shower, and breakfast, he is as chipper as can be. Go figure.