My new neighbors have some serious issues

[MrScorpio]

So I was at the condo next door, about to give the neighbor a ride to the store when I witnessed a disagreement between my him and his live-in girlfriend.

Anyways, Girlfriend was asking for some cash to go shopping just as the neighbor and I were headed out the door. So he then pulls out a twenty and holds it up by the mirror near the door. "You see this?" He says, "The one in mirror belongs to you and the one in my hand belongs to me." He then chuckled as he walked out the door.

I told him that it wasn't cool to do that. But I don't think he cared.

So anyways, we got back to his condo a few hours later and lo and behold, the kitchen table was topped with meat and poultry as she was filling the freezer with it.

He asked, where did all this come from?

Girlfriend then walked over to the mirror and proceeded to grab her crotch, Michael Jackson style.

"You see this?" She said, "The one in my hand belongs to me, the one in the mirror belongs to the butcher."

That's when I left.

[ohiosmith]

1. Pork!

[lildreamer316]

2. Bookmarked.

I love it.

[Lil Missy]

3. *groan*