If forced at gunpoint to choose - which one of these repuke loser would you want as your friend

[LynneSin]

a.) Moran Guy:


b.) Offical Gal:


c.) Purple Heart Woman:


Other

[Parche]

1. I Would Want LynneSin To Be My Friend

:woohoo: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. .

:thumbsup:

[bertha katzenengel]

3. My brother-in-law, who is a human being and whom I love.

:hi:

[SacredCow]

4. I had to pick Moran guy....

we wouldn't be friends for more than a few milli-seconds- what with me cutting off his mullet and all....

[MorningGlow]

5. Other: I've filled my quota

I don't have to have any more Repub people in my circle--I've got a Repub husband, a SIL (his sister), and an aunt who's like a second mom to me. That should be enough, no? (And the answer to survival is we rarely talk politics.)

[terrya]

6. Anyone from the Log Cabin Republicans

We wouldn't agree politically...but at least that gay or lesbian Republican can relate to me about the issues we face in this country.

[jmowreader]

27. You probably WOULD agree politically

The LCR are gays and lesbians who really like tax cuts. You know they're not Republican for the social agenda.

Someone once said of Ronald Reagan's economic policy that you can't compare it to drunken sailors on shore leave because the drunken sailors are spending their own money.

[applegrove]

7. Purple heart woman cause once I was near enough I could rip that

annoying swifboat veterans for truth sticker off her chin.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. purple heart woman is pure evil

[TZ]

9. Umm

I've a got a couple of relatives who are kind of like all three.....x(

[skygazer]

10. Assuming that the one holding the gun would also be a repuke loser

I would disarm him or her, turn the weapon upon them and force them to write "I am the offical moran of the purple band-aid party" 5000 times on one post-it note. :hi:

[suninvited]

11. You forgot the No Amnety lady

You know, that kind of looks like the Moran guy in the background on the left.

[rockymountaindem]

12. I figure Moran guy and I could at least talk about baseball

That way we could avoid more sensitive topics, especially since I mostly care about the American League.

[Schema Thing]

13. Other: for god's sake pleeeeeaasse shoot me now.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Moran guy would probably be good to go to a ballgame with.

Although I'm guessing he'd probably be passed out by the sixth inning by the looks of him.

[unpossibles]

15. I'll choose the gun nt

[Richard Steele]

16. Moran Guy has better weed than those other two. Ya just know he does. nm

[regularguy]

17. Oh yeah, he's holdin'.....

[struggle4progress]

52. Yeah, I might even have toked with him back in my dopey days

[Blue-Jay]

18. I'd buy Moran Guy a beer any day!

I owe him at least that much for all the laughs he's given me.

[Chan790]

19. Shaun.

My best female friend "Beth" is dating "Shaun". Shaun is a pro-life, economic-conservative. I'm friendly with "Shaun" because I have to be. Beth used to be a really-cool girl (Food Not Bombs, vegan, hated big business, child-free, writer/journalist).

Then Shaun told her that she had to pull her weight in their relationship, she went and got a job working for an insurance company in PR. Then Shaun told her he wants lots of kids (he wants at-least 5.), so she's off the pill. Then Shaun told her that her diet wasn't going to work for keeping her healthy to bear children, so now she's eating fish. Now, Beth is demoralizing the troops and causing the homeless problem...(The subtext here is that he implies that she's not right for him because she's wrong...she capitulates to keep him because she's 30, thought she'd be married by 24, and fears old age alone.)

So my GOPer friend for now is "Shaun" because I'm going to be there when "Beth" gets her head out of her ass and curbs his ass.

[jobycom]

38. Shaun reminds me of the type who will eventually dump Beth and his five kids

for his secretary, explaining that Beth just isn't the woman he married anymore.

Hope not, of course.

[LynneSin]

20. Wow, I'm going to vote Offical gal cause no one is showing her the love

I bet she could bake me a pie!

[KamaAina]

21. Flag Contact Lady!!

How can she possibly see out of those things?? :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

22. That is disturbing.

:scared:

[Q3JR4]

28. That. Is. So. WRONG.

:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
 :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
  :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
   :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
    :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
     :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
      :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

[realisticphish]

36. That. Is. So. AWESOME

that's hardcore

[BlueIris]

23. Other: Bob Dole.

The only one I can stand right now.

[LynneSin]

24. Better hope he's not doing Viagra

:scared:

[BlueIris]

62. Dipshit NBC anchor re: Ted Kennedy during the convention, "He has entered the winter of his life..."

BlueIris's head explodes. Time passes and the first thing Dole says when asked to comment on the convention thus far, "(To the Dipshit Anchor who said Kennedy was headed into "the winter") I disagree. I think he's only in the early fall."

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Moran guy - he seems like he's only dumb; the others are mean and spiteful and filled with hate.

The first being, at minimum, a rabid racist.

The second - well, anyone who makes fun of a veteran's purple heart is about the lowest kind of filth that humanity has ever produced.

[Richard Steele]

37. That's just what I was thinking when I posted #16 above.

Moran Guy and me? I can't help but feel that if
he and I were in a room with a TV and a case of beer,
we'd find some common ground and get along just fine.

Those other two? I'd last about 10 minutes before I went looking
to trade the TV for a flashlight and a shovel.

He's a regular Joe who made a spelling error.
They are the naked, hate-twisted faces of EVIL.
DIFFERENT.

[petronius]

44. Me too - you just know moran guy has built himself a sweet barbecue pit in

the back yard, and while he probably drinks cheap beer his fridge is never empty. Also, I'm guessing that once moran guy is your friend, he'll happily help you hide the corpses of those other two sick fucks...

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. Absolutely!

And he probably doesn't really put much time into political thinking, and if you were sitting with him watching TV and drinking beer and he said "That Obama, he's a complete bozo" and you said, "I like Obama, I think he'd make a good president", Moran guy would probably either just let it drop, or might even ask you why you think that.

The other two would say "That Obama, he's just an America-hating shiftless n****r Muslim who follows a false kind of Christianity" and you'd say "No he isn't, and that doesn't even make sense" and they'd just scream "Yes he is!" over and over while spittle flies out their mouths and their eyes get really big and their knuckles whiten with rage. And later, say during the potluck, they'd keep saying really ignorant things like "Here's the Jell-O, just like Kerry never served in Vietnam, ha ha ha!" and "Try the meatballs - unlike Clinton, they inhaled, ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!" and "Are you ready for dessert, like immigrants are filthier than n****rs?, ha ha ha ha!!!!!" and think themselves really clever.

[petronius]

60. Wow - it sounds like you've been to one of my family reunions

You've painted a vivid image, it would be :rofl: if it wasn't so true...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

58. Re: "Also, I'm guessing that once moran guy is your friend...."

:spray:

Funniest thing I heard all day.

[Richard Steele]

67. The thread of your narrative begins and ends at his kick-ass BBQ pit!

:toast:

[montanto]

26. Other: The Bullet Please!!

[Q3JR4]

29. Think I'll take the bullet....

Q3JR4

[KitchenWitch]

30. Definitely Moran guy

We could have a party in the back of his Ranchero.

[mainegreen]

31. Moran guy. I bet hes fun to drink with, and I bet he'd be a hoot to go to the races with.

He probably shoots a good pool game.

[Deja Q]

32. How do you know that offical gal is a gal?

:wow:

[LynneSin]

39. Offical gal is wearing red lipstick

nuff said

[LaraMN]

33. The moran, for sure.

I'm pretty confident that I could irritate him to the point where he wouldn't want to talk to me.

[grannylib]

34. Shoot me.

[JTG of the PRB]

35. I'll vote for the Moran. The other two seem genuinely evil and hate-filled.

Moran... He just seems dumb. As far as we know, he might not be a bad person - he's just lacking in the spelling department. I'd have a beer with him over those other two hate-filled, vile, EVIL broads any day of the week!

[Tektonik]

40. Moran guy, at least he doesn't like the Cubs

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

41. I've never heard of the Purple Heart Woman. Or why she is so evil.

Could someone provide me with an explanation, or a link? :shrug:

[krispos42]

54. It's how they minimized John Kerry's Purple Hearts that he got in combat in Vietnam

You know, that place that Poppy Bush's family connections kept ol' Dubya from ever coming close to? Because you KNOW that if Shrub went to Vietnam he's have some sort of terrible, fatal accident before too long.


Just part of the Swiftboat process.

[Critters2]

42. The last one, the woman with the hat, kind of looks like my mom

when she'd really open up and laugh. So, if I had to choose, it would be her. But I'd rather do without.

[Aristus]

43. I'd wrest the gun out of the hand of the asshole forcing me to make that choice.

Then I'd blow all of them away. And save an extra shot for Purple-Heart Bitch. I hope she rots in Hell for that shit. :grr::mad:

[CC]

45. Other.

Just go a head and shoot me if I ever get that desperate to have to be friends with one of those that broadcast their ignorance. Besides I am trying to slap some sense into enough repugs already.

[Danger Mouse]

46. mr. moran.

[liberaltrucker]

47. D: bullet to the head

no further comment needed.

:puke:

[Pushed To The Left]

48. You forgot the "Hussian" woman!

She is supporting a Democratic candidate, which is a step in the right direction, but that sign is very prejudiced!

[CBHagman]

66. And English teachers weep with despair.

Hussian. Moran. Amnety. :cry:

[Arugula Latte]

71. Don't forget "Offical."

And Poland. You forgot Poland.

[Fox Mulder]

49. If forced to choose by gunpoint, I'd tell the guy to shoot me.

[Rue]

50. I'll take a bullet to the head, thank you very much.

All of those are way too rabid for me.

[DarkTirade]

51. I'd go with the moran guy.

He looks like the kinda guy you could have a beer with.

:sarcasm:

Seriously though, the purple heart bandaid lady just disgusts me. And the middle one has that nice combination of hatred and stupidity. At least the one on the top seems to only embody the stupidity.

[SoxFan]

53. Offical Gal by default

First, she's from texas and probably doesn't know any better. Second, she might be having a bad spelling day. Third, look at the other two.

Moran Guy would be calling you at 3 AM to bail him out or pick him up at the emergency room.

Purple Heart Beast needs to be smacked upside the head with heavy pieces of mining equipment.

On the other hand, I'd love to get Moran Guy to go to Denver this summer. He'd be a great draw!

[krispos42]

55. Moran Guy

I'd wind up killing the other two, and that would be wrong.





Probably wrong.




Mostly wrong.




Wrong but understandable.





Yeah, that's it. Wrong but understandable.

[JCMach1]

57. Moran guy...

he may be an Obama voter now...


:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

59. Ewwww

None of them. I'd prefer to remain friendless.

[lutefisk]

61. Moran Guy . . . for reason given by Rabrrrrrr. n/t

[guitar man]

63. I'd have to pick Moran Guy

He might not be able to spell, but I bet he'd be great help overhauling the engine in my '65 Chevy truck :D

[Coyote_Bandit]

64. I tempted to say

all of the above. After all, I do live in red state hell. And I recognize all of 'em.

Truth is I'd rather ditch the place and move - perhaps out of the country.

[JBoy]

65. Purple bandaid lady probably makes a good pie.

I'd show up at her house, and say "Thanks for the pie." Then I'd leave.

[Rhiannon12866]

68. It would have to be at gunpoint...

x(

[Redstone]

69. Fuck a bunch of "at gunpoint," I'd go for the eyes.

Hey, they can't threaten you too much with that gun if they can't see you.

Redstone

[Radical Activist]

70. Go Cards!

At least the moran and I could talk baseball and listen to the Allman Brothers.

[IzaSparrow]

72. Pull the trigger.

[Norwood]

73. Other: A buddy of mine is a far righty

He thinks Fox New is the most fair and balanced news channel, regularly listens to limpballs, Hannity, etc. and still supports Chimpy. Despite all of this, he's a really decent guy in otherwise.

[Solon]

74. Chances are, the Moran Guy lives close to me, I've probably seen him once or twice...

and not recognized him, so I'd probably vote for him.

[noonwitch]

75. Moran guy probably's got some beers in a cooler, in the back of his pickup

He probably likes hockey, too.