It's 7:32pm in Southfield, MI. Time for a special Q&A with MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

Your questions answered, your problems solved, your self esteem injected with a shot of adrenalin.

Taking all comers. Bring em on.

[camero]

1. What to do with us puny humans?

:shrug: :D

[MrScorpio]

3. Let me ask my good pal... The Incredible Hulk

"HULK SMASH PUNY HUMANS!"

There you go. Advice from an expert.

[camero]

13. ouch

:scared:

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. i'm in roseville MI

know any good strip joints

[MrScorpio]

4. 8 Mile Road, buddy. Where else?

Make sure to go to the ones without liquor licenses. ALL NUDE, BABY!!!

[7th_Sephiroth]

7. shweeeeet

thanx dude

[lovedems]

5. Still listening to Jamaroqui?

They rock don't they!

Ok, what do I do with 4 boys running like banshee's throughout the house? I would make it easy and give you a multiple choice question but I am going to make you be creative! (It is a totally out of control hide-n-go seek game)

[MrScorpio]

8. You know Jamiroquai jams. That's why I have all 5 CDs

About the boys: Play with hide and go seek them. Get them all to hide at the same time and tell them that the first one found has to take out the garbage.

That should shut them up.

[lovedems]

15. My house is eerily silent!

[MrScorpio]

16. Was there any doubt?

Mr Scorpio is at your service

[lovedems]

21. Never doubt a person with excellent taste in music!

My kids (whom you handled with ease) are Funk fans. They like Tower of Power, James Brown, The Meters, Average White Band, etc. They also like Limp Bizcut, Rage and Ozzy! So their tastes run all across the board. Some people would "roll their eyes" that I let them listen to some of that but, I am not big on censorship.

Now I have some peace to sit on DU for a little bit!

[MrScorpio]

25. I like the cut of your kid's jib

Make sure to get them a little P-Funk, Slave and Ohio Players in the future.

It'll blow their minds.

[lovedems]

30. Mentally noted.

We might make a CD run this weekend. My 7 year old is a drummer and is always looking for some groovy cd's to play his drums to. He got a kick ass set of Sonar's for Christmas so he spends most of his nights on his drums. He hooks up his headset and plays away!

[MrScorpio]

33. Get a Led Zep DVD while you're at it

The John Bonham solos on "The Song Remains the Same" should blow him away.

[lovedems]

35. He just finished the Carmine Appice instructional book so that might be

the next good thing. Besides, I love Zep. It will be for me and he can borrow it!

[MrScorpio]

40. It make me happy when someelse validates my taste in music.

My collection is so diverse that it freaks most people out. I go by one simple motto when I collect. "It gots to be funky"

Anyways, the new Zero 7 is going to be out next month. Get it, you won't be disappointed.

[lovedems]

43. Well,

you can't have diversity in life and not in music! That just doesn't make any sense. Funky is good, funky makes you want to dance and you only feel good when you dance. I can't think of a better way to go through life than feelin' funky and good and dancin' your way through!

[MrScorpio]

44. Funkified, not just type of music, it's a state of mind.

Mr Scorpio: Funky for 42 years and still going strong.

[bobbieinok]

6. 'Why'd they call Hadacol Hadacol?'

...

[MrScorpio]

10. For the same reason the Doobie Bros, called themselves the Doobies

But they decided to do it with a Hank Williams-like twang

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. another question

where can i get i "questionable" gun, and what are you doing to immortalize homer simpson for giving you bond on a silver platter

[MrScorpio]

11. Dude if you had a gun, NOBODY will ask you questions

"I ask the questions here!!"

About Homer; he got a movie deal and another season on FOX.

It's the least I could do.

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. i just wana know on the gun thing

if its possible

[MrScorpio]

14. Dude, you're outside of Detroit

Anything is possible in a town where everybody's armed to the teeth.

But what you really want to do is try something different.

A crossbow!!

They're cheaper than guns and twice as fun.

That should freak 'em out.

[7th_Sephiroth]

17. i'm really more skilledwith a sword

know where i can get one

[MrScorpio]

18. Dude, what's up with the arsenal?

You getting ready to invade Canada or something?

I tell you what; Take an anger management course and hire a good lawyer.

You sound like you might need 'em.

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. nah just messin with ya man, cept for the sword thing

i collect swords

[MrScorpio]

23. Okay. You had me worried for a minute there.

In that case, I got three letters for you.

QVC!!!

They should hook you right up.

[7th_Sephiroth]

24. yeah i went to a local shop

in southville or something, it got broke into and the guy lost his lease and was waaaay overcharging, in pensacola, you can get the katana he was selling for $120 for $15 or the whole set of 3 for $25

[MrScorpio]

27. I hope you told him where he could stick that sword.

If he lost his lease, he must have been a dickhead.

A crappy businessman like him doesn't deserve to be in the sword selling biz.

[7th_Sephiroth]

29. i bought a damaged kodachi from him

for $35, regularly $75 from him, when i pointedout how much more i knew about his inventory than him

[MrScorpio]

31. There. See what I mean

Or in the words of of our "Great Leader", "As we say in Texas... Or Tennessee... Uh... Fooled me once, shame on me... Uh.., Fool me, uh twice... Uh... We won't get fooled again."

Words to live by.

[7th_Sephiroth]

32. i'mactuallyup here on buisness and miss my katana

snake skin handle, blade make by masamune the 23rd

[MrScorpio]

34. Niiiice.

My only regret about my tour to Korea was the fact that I didn't come back with any cool shit like that.

Now I'm married and MrScorpio wouldn't let me get any.

[7th_Sephiroth]

36. i almost got a set of blades

made by masamune the first, but waaaaaay too expensive

[MrScorpio]

38. You got a lot of cash in your swords

Speaking of swords, isn't KILL BILL 2 out this weekend?

I think I read that somewhere

[7th_Sephiroth]

39. duno

havent heard anything

[MrScorpio]

41. Kill Bill 1 was a great sword movie

They don't make like that anymore.

Almost makes me want to go out and build a Sonny Chiba DVD collection.

[Bunny]

19. Am I ever going to get rid of this lousy chest cold?

It's getting soooooo old!!!

[MrScorpio]

22. Run outside for two miles...

When you get back, take a steaming hot shower.

Afterwards, dress up in triple layers, down a couple shots of liquor and settle down with some Sartre by a warm fireplace.

You'll be too zoned to give a fuck anymore.

[Bunny]

26. I could do all of that, except the two mile run.

THAT ain't gonna happen anytime soon! :)

[MrScorpio]

28. Run down to the corner and back and call it two miles

Do the rest and you should be fine.

[Fenris]

37. Which military, past or present had the best uniforms?

[MrScorpio]

42. That all depends on what you want

Do you like guys in short skirts and sandal-boots? Try the Roman Legion.

Looking for a fashion statement in chain mail? Go with the Middle Ages.

Looking for overly dramatic glam with lots of frills and tassles? You can't beat Napoleonic Europe.

Looking to kick some ass? It's got to be the one I wear. USAF, BABY!!!!

[ajacobson]

45. Mr. Scorpio, today I had sushi for lunch in Troy, MI

Shouldn't I be sick by now?

[MrScorpio]

47. Obviously, you're not

And for that, you can give thanks to the brave men and women who are the City of Troy Department of Health.

They're looking out for you, baby!

[CanuckAmok]

46. Mr. Moron and his young son are standing right on the edge of a cliff.

Which one will fall of first?

[MrScorpio]

48. The first one to jump.

Unless, of course he's base jumping with a parachute and the other one has a malfunction.

But if sonny's too young and still may have some common sense, he might not go. "Dad's an idiot.", he might say.