Pick between one of these two options, both unpleasant

[Orrex]

One will result in a horrific agony and a lifelong sense of loss.

The other will mean that you can't reproduce or engage in you-know-what anymore.

[crimsonblue]

1. yes please....

to both.. :evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

10. I your case the question is...

One at a time or the same time!

[crimsonblue]

19. it'd be a little awkward carrying a cauterizer

into the movie theatre (but since I DL most of my vids...) :P

[Skittles]

2. I watched one episode of that trash

bad acting, shit no one would say in a million years, juvenile plot :puke:

[DarkTirade]

3. Ahah! I have an advantage on that one.

My soldering iron is broken. :P

[Orrex]

6. No problem--you can borrow Coyote_Bandit's

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

7. ... fuck.

:banghead:

[Forkboy]

4. I never got the appeal of that show, but I thought it was just me.

As I don't like much of anything that doesn't involve a guitar and/or a hockey puck. :)

[Orrex]

8. Well, the series definitely featured a lot of pucking

Not sure about the guitar, though...

[Coyote_Bandit]

5. Having soldered my fingertips in the not too distant past

I must say that "Sex and the City" is preferable if only because it is over long before the six to eight weeks required for the blisters on my fingertips to grow tender new skin. FWIW, that little accident happened before Halloween and those fingertips are still a bit tender. Had to peel the solder off of them and I left my fingerprints in that solder.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. I watched one episode

and HATED it. They almost took away my gay card.

[Orrex]

14. Wait a minute--you're gay?

When did this happen?!?


:evilgrin:

[MonkeyFunk]

17. A long time ago

While pregnant with me, my mother was scared by Charles Nelson Reilly. That's how I caught it.

[Orrex]

27. I'm so sorry! Reilly's corrupting influence stretches far and wide, and it's not just him!

A friend of mine was turned gay when his pregnant mom watched one too many episodes of Hollywood Squares.

[TZ]

11. Is this a male only pole?:)

Seriously, I never watched Sex in the City but my youngest sister LOVES it. A lot of women I know do..but it is not my cup of tea..Not that I'm not interested in the Sex part..but the fashionista part...No I don't need to hear your ramble on about a painful 250 dollar pair of shoes...

[Orrex]

13. Heh heh. You said "pole."

And my survey is open to all genders and sexes.

[BarenakedLady]

12. Meh

Sex and The City is mindless drivel, but I don't despise it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. compared to the other option in this poll --

I fucking LOVE it !!

[bigwillq]

16. I will watch the Sex and the City movie

probably on DVD. I liked the tv show.


:hide:

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. I have two epis tivo'd right now that I wanna go watch

[flvegan]

18. Is there any nudity in the big screen version?

That will sway my decision.

[DarkTirade]

28. If its anything like the TV show... more than likely.

[quip]

20. If by "Cauterizing your own genitals with a soldering iron" you mean masturbation, then

I say this pole is flawed.

[TZ]

21. ...

Hmm. Been hanging around me for too long I see..:evilgrin:

[quip]

25. Careful using "hanging" and "too long" in the same sentence

Pev! :hi:

[ismnotwasm]

22. I couldn't even watch the TV promotions of that show

I had a well meaning friend offer to let me borrow her seasonal collection. I politely--I really did like her-- declined. Yuk

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. "Mr. Big" isn't torture for me *fanning self*

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. Genitals it is.

Wife loves that crap and is planning to see the movie when it comes out.

I will gladly stay home and babysit our 4 month old while she takes her mom to see the movie.

Even if our daughter has massive diarrea explosion that afternoon, it will still be a more enjoyable experience than having to sit through that.

[nuxvomica]

29. That was easy

I always pick the non-cauterizing-your-genitals option whenever it's offered.

[Rhiannon12866]

30. Yes, but have you ever seen that show?

Actually, I haven't either...:shrug:

[guitar man]

31. can I,instead

just staple my scrotum to the chair? :shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

32. Never sat through an episode of "Sex".

From what I've heard though, that show is like Ibsen compared to "Gossip Girl".

on edit: Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"