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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:10 PM
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Locked and Loaded
Edited on Fri May-02-08 08:13 PM by Gilligan
I smelled a typo edit in the subject line

sigh...

Look - Jeebus has a Plumber!


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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:15 PM
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1. Well, if Jesus needs a plumber he sure isn't as omnipotent as we thought n/t
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:16 PM
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2. His float
in the toilet tank kept making the toilet run and run and run.... It annoyed Baby Jeebus
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:16 PM
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3. There's a really bad joke in that somewhere
I'll try to rise above it
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:16 PM
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4. Jesus Christ
That's near Escondido, innit? :shrug:



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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:20 PM
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6. It is about
20 miles S of Escondido -

It is the off ramp you take to get to Qualcomm Stadium right by my house off the 15 south - I was on the way to Home Depot and snapped the pic with my iPhone - no zoom - I wish I had my regular camera - I was annoyed and amused at the same time... Jeebus needs a plumber.....
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:18 PM
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5. Well of course...
You don't think he would have used the 'laying on of hands' for something like that do you? Eeeeeeewwwwwww.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:24 PM
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7. I think your edit was
smart for other reasons myself

but it might have been a typo :shrug:

If Jesus needs a plumber, maybe that explains how he walked on water? :wtf:

I know it makes little sense except in the kind of disgusting sense, I apologize for that.

:hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:26 PM
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8. I meant to type
what is there now but I hit the tab button which sent me to the body of the post and I just didn't notice it...

I was playing on the major, obvious, locked thread.... It was so fun while it lasted.

Jeebus was a carpenter damn it, not a plumber!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:28 PM
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10. well he might have been a plumb carpenter?
:shrug:

Yeah, I knew it was a play on the major obvious locked thread :D

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:26 PM
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9. I am guessing Jeebus' shits do not clog the low flow toidies...
:evilgrin:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:28 PM
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11. Jeebus
takes no shit from anyone.

Not after he got stuck with the tab for 13 people at a big assed dinner and was thanked by being forced to hang around with a crappy view of John's house.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:29 PM
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12. Thy crescent wrench and roto-rooter, they comfort me
Thou makest my bowl to flush
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:40 PM
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13. Thou
annointests my sink trap with oil
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