Caption this .....

[auntAgonist]

Finding Their Marks
President George W. Bush positions Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, left, before making a statement with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas on the Annapolis Conference in the Rose Garden of the White House, November 28, 2007.

[rove karl rove]

1. lol

it looks like Bush is afraid to walk down the steps

[auntAgonist]

6. probably afraid he'll trip ....

I thought it was a really funny picture.

thanks!

aA

[Lil Missy]

2. "I'm so drunk, if I take this step I'll fall flat on my face"

[DarkTirade]

3. The room's spinnin'... sheeeit... shouldn'ta done all that coke last night.

"We're not in a room sir, we're outside."

"... sheeeit."

[auntAgonist]

4. he totally looks wasted doesn't he?

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

5. ...but...but...but...

...I don't wanna' go to jail...*sob*...

[KitchenWitch]

7. I won't go down there without my mommy!

[auntAgonist]

8. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabsssssssss

he needs you !!!



:rofl:

[NV Whino]

9. That's pretty fer down.

Can I hold your hand?

[sammythecat]

10. Come now, this is just an initial arraignment.

Nobody's going to jail today. Come on.

[auntAgonist]

21. from your keyboard to God's ears ...

I wish :)

aA

[sammythecat]

22. Oh...if only, if only.

That would be wonderful, and one of the most satisfying events I could imagine.

[Mojorabbit]

11. He looks very

unwell in this photo.

[crimsonblue]

12. "Ehud... just like we practiced..

I swing you around and you kick Mahmoud in balls. Ready.... set... ooh look! stairs."

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Don't fuck up my photo-op, asshole.

[SeattleGirl]

14. "Okay, okay. Step down with the right foot, then the left."

[krispos42]

15. "Lookout, Olmerto, crocodile!!"

"There's two of them! And they're pink! Pink like cotton candy!"

OLMERT: "Um, Mr. Bush, there's nothing-"

BUSH: "PINK cotton candy crocodiles!"

OLMERT: "Really, Mr. Bush-"

BUSH: "Fuck, where's the Secret Service?"

ABBAS: "Mr. Bush, are you feeling alright?"

BUSH: "CROCODILES!!! Shoot them! Shoot them, dammit! They're eating my ovaries!"

OLMERT: "George, you're going to get me killed!"

BUSH: "AHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! MY OVARIES!!!!

ABBAS: <to Olmert> "I told you hiding his meds would be a bad idea."

<Bush runs away screaming and starts climbing a cherry tree. Two Secret Service agents trot up, one carrying an odd-looking rifle>

AGENT 1: "Okay, you ready?

AGENT 2: "Hold on". <He unfolds a hankerchief and places is on the ground underneath the tree> "Okay."

BUSH: "SHOOT THE PINK CROCIDILE!!! It's growing wings!"

AGENT 1: "Christ." <He shoots an tranquilizer dart into Bush's rump.>

BUSH: "Owwww! That hurts! You can't shoot me, I'm a war.... prez... nit...-" <He falls on the ground, missing the hankerchief.

AGENT 1: "Ha! Lunch on you!"

<They each grab a leg and drag him off camera, arguing about where to go for lunch.>

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. "Snakes. Why did it hafta be snakes."

:)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. Hold it !! I'm gonna blow...

:puke:

[Doug.Goodall]

18. That LSD is really kickin' in now

[dembotoz]

19. if i take another step, chenny's moonbeams of protection stop

[Orsino]

20. "Depends. For all the moments in your life." n/t

[mokawanis]

23. Don't have a caption but

I think he's waiting for Abbas to hold his other hand and help him navigate that tricky step so he doesn't fall on his pretzel choking face.

[DFW]

24. Caption accomplished (2)

"Don't worry, George. Just don't let go of me, and Mohammed is right beside
you as well. I know you're frightened, but you can DO this!"

[cordelia]

25. You put your right foot in . . .

"Huh? I'm stumped."

[Inchworm]

26. It is just a "thought," Mr. President., other people have them all the time.

:hi:

[auntAgonist]

27. I'z afeerd of heights!!

[madeline_con]

28. "Hold on, I'm s'posed to be up front!" n/t

[greenbriar]

29. bingo...that is what I was thinking

he is pissed that the other is down before him, cause, you know he is supposed to go first in everything ... remember the clinton library?

[sammythecat]

30. I forgot that, and it fits right in here. He has that look

of barely restrained patience that someone gets just before blowing up. Like he can't quite believe the audacity of what this other man was attempting to do.

I think what makes this funny is that it's so close to the truth. I bet there's been a time already when something like that happened and thoughts just like this were in his shitty little head. Nothing is too immature and mean for this guy. If we had a spectrum of his attributes it would be "murderer" on one end, with "utter embarrassment" on the other. That would be the very best any historian could say about him. He's unbelievable.

I'm finding that I can't even print his name without going on some kind of mini-rant.