Where would you go if Aliens invade

[charlie and algernon]

Aliens have invaded from the planet Xanadu 6 and promply wiped out all the nations' capitals and armies and are zapping people left and right. Where do you go?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Once again, Wal Mart.

:thumbsup:

[charlie and algernon]

3. wal mart is so handy

you wonder why we liberals spend so much time attacking them. Wal Mart could end up saving the human race. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Series. It's where I'm headed in the event of any catastrophe.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. Very small, remote island

with plenty of canopy such that I can't be seen from the air.

[graywarrior]

4. They've been in the White House for almost 8 years!

[charlie and algernon]

5. so when they say manchurian candidate

they must be refering to a place on Xanadu 6

[TCJ70]

6. It's militia time!

[Deja Q]

7. Meet one of them, teach them love the way Captain Kirk would, and go back to Xanadu...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEiDN3GH-0&feature=related

[Giant Robot]

8. Obviously find a way to give their alien technology

a computer virus.

Cause Macs are just compatible with alien computers.

Really.

:hide:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. Baltimore

The aliens always blow up New York and DC, but they never blow up Baltimore.

We go to Baltimore.

[One_Life_To_Give]

10. GD:P Aliens wouldn't stand a chance nt

[Auggie]

12. My wine cellar

[krispos42]

13. I'd sign up to be the Royal Incubus

<dramatically adjusts beltline>

It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.


At some point, after days and days of sex with hot alien women, I'll get a chance to put on a gold bikini and strangle the Emperor with a chain and save a DUer from carbonite.

[charlie and algernon]

15. that's assuming these alien women are indeed "hot"

they could make cockroaches seem attractive

[krispos42]

16. Hey, get your reality out of my fantasy!!!

I'm thinking of green-skinned beauties from Star Trek!

:-)

[charlie and algernon]

17. hey, i'll take those green-skinned beauties anyday

[Deep13]

14. To a proctologist's office.