Truck Nuts and Dildo Hood Ornaments

[Pryderi]

If people can put these on their trucks,

can I Superglue a 9 inch dildo to the hood of my car?

[limit18]

1. Go for it, no laws against it yet.

[Connonym]

2. make sure it's a realistic one and then put a sticker next to it stating

"I'm a hunter and I always take a souvenir" mwahahahaha

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's even better than the dangling a necktie from your trunk and affixing a sign that says, Ex-Husband in Trunk.

[zanne]

3. Can I get some for my walker?

Now that would be funny.

[MissMillie]

5. If you prefer to stoop to that level... nothing is stopping you

Definitely not my cup of tea.... either one of them.

[Jamastiene]

6. Great idea.

You should patent it. I'd buy one for my little car. :evilgrin:

[hunter]

7. Naked Barbie and Ken dolls make pretty good hood ornaments.

All sorts of ways you can arrange them too...

(J-B Weld is great stuff.)

[krispos42]

8. Only 9"?

C'mon, you can do better than that...

http://www.extremerestraints.com/dildos-and-insertables_180/huge-dildos_186/?a=brutaldildos


How about a double-ended one bent so it resembles bull's horns?

O8)

[hedgehog]

9. Careful - those things could be dangerous should you hit a pedestrian!

:o

[sammythecat]

10. I would've thought that was really funny.

In fifth grade.

I'm not being snarky about your post, just the idea that this stupid shit has a market.

[sasquatch]

11. Like from the movie "Idiocracy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN8hA-WU7eo
You'll see what I'm talking about 3 minutes into the clip.

[Maestro]

12. I don't see the allure of this. It's not even funny to me,

but to each his own. :shrug:

[Beausoleil]

13. I have a friend who actually got a ticket

after a (rare) snowfall, when he thought it would be a good idea to fashion a snow-dildo on the hood of his car. It was funny for a few minutes.