Would I be wrong to beat Charles Grodin with a claw hammer?

[Orrex]

For a host of reasons, to be honest, but chiefly for his involvement in 1976's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074751/">King Kong.


Tell me that you haven't faced this same moral quandary at least once.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Charles Grodin is a smug, sanctimonious piece of shit.

[Orrex]

2. I'll count that as one vote "no."

Thanks for participating--every vote counts!

[Hobarticus]

3. He did get smushed by Kong, so it's all good

[opiate69]

4. As long as you call him "The Duke" while you're doing it, it'd be ok.

[TZ]

5. What if you only had one claw hammer and had to choose

between Charles Grodin and Rick Astley..who would you choose..:dilemma:
Now there's a REAL moral quandary for you....:rofl:

[Orrex]

6. Damn. That's a real Solomon-style question

Of course, Grodin made those Beethoven movies. But he also tends to stay off the radio. Astley still pops up at least two or three times during every "back to the '80s" weekends.

Gosh, I can't decide!

[enigmatic]

7. He's a supreme ass

And his talk show on CNBC in the 90's made Dennis Miller's craptacular talk show on the same network look like The Dick Cavett Show.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. You mean when he was defending Clinton?

When he was the only person in the media defending Clinton on a nightly basis?

[Bucky]

15. I think he was atoning for being the one who defended Woody Allen

Gad, I wish I lived in world where people consistantly agreed with me.

[WinkyDink]

8. His books are very funny!

[cbayer]

9. I know I posted a response to this, but it's not here.

Is it me or DU?



Charles Grodin & Cybil Shepherd, both alive despite your claim of having put them down.

HAH!!

[Orrex]

10. I've never spoken out publicly against Cybil Shepherd

And here's a true fact: those aren't swim trunks that Charlie's wearing; it's a tattoo.

[Forkboy]

12. He made up for King Kong with Midnight Run.

"These things go down!"

[KamaAina]

13. Claw hammer? Why not just pull his rug off?

:P

[geardaddy]

14. Be sure to start out with the hammer side first, though.

Then go with the claw side.

:scared:

[Javaman]

16. you're too nice. I would use a bat with nails. nt

[CBHagman]

17. No.

Neither shalt thou harm a hair of his head, whether placed there by nature or artifice, nor shalt thou threaten his person, for terrible will be the wrath of the mods.