Hell's Kitchen should get a Klingon contestant.

[Rabrrrrrr]

"I killed the P'taH enemies and the weaklings on my team, chef. I win. You will give me the prize now, or I will know you are dishonorable. And that will...irritate me."

[JTG of the PRB]

1. "I have made Gagh for this competition."

"Again? My God, what a disgusting trend I'm experiencing here! Every day for a month, gagh after gagh after gagh! I'm SICK of these disgusting little worms!"

It would be around this point in time that the Klingon contestant would mercilessly slaughter Chef Ramsey with his bat'leth and roar in victory.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. "This is rokeg blood pie. You will eat it. Now."

"What? Someone sent the food back?!?!?! ROOOOOOOAR!! I shall stand ankle deep in his blood and sing songs of victory this night!!!" runs into dining room and total mayhem ensues...

a few minutes later, Pierre comes to the counter and tells Ramsay that one of the patrons didn't like that his date was beheaded, and is considering not paying for dinner.

[kentauros]

3. I would roar with him

:)

Can't stand Ramsey. There are enough prima dona chefs in the world without him getting a show and showing everyone how to be just like him. Being a chef doesn't have to be a nightmare nor does one have to work for the same.

Unfortunately, in the world of television, a nice, understanding and instructor-like chef doesn't sell well to the mindless hords that wouldn't know a balloon wisk if they were given 20 lashes with one ;)

[DarkTirade]

4. Ramsay's mother has a smooth forehead.

At least that's what I heard.

[Robeson]

5. Slightly off topic, though I'm sure they could handle themselves in Hell's Kitchen, but...

...I've always had this little fantasy about the Duras Sisters....