What will happen when DU rolls out the next 'Bot:

[TXlib]

Note: Since the choices below are not mutually exclusive, they will NOT add up to 100%!

• 11% of DUers will accuse it of being a Freeper
  
• 8% will hit ALERT on it
  
• 13% will think it's funny
  
• 21% will IGNORE it
  
• 22% will flirt with it
  
• 5% will attempt to engage it in conversation
  
• 7% will accuse it of seducing their spouse
  
• 0.01% will try to have sex with it
  

[populistmom]

1. I know what I'll do

I'll try to cut it's vas deferens. (as I duck from objects being thrown in my direction)
How are you feeling by the way? :)

[TXlib]

2. I'm feeling much calmer, happier, and less aggressive.

heh heh

Things "down there" are still oozing, bruised, and swollen.

Plus, hair is starting to grow back, so add "itchy" to that list.

[populistmom]

3. Glad you're feeling a little better

I always think you dudes brave enough to do that to spare us wifely folks any more hassles deserve some big extra brownie points for awhile. Here's an extra little :hug: and hopefully, by this time next week, you'll be getting a lot more from KC. :)

[TXlib]

4. I waited too long to do it.

She was spared no hassles.