Mission Accomplished

[DU GrovelBot]

RUN C:\GROVELBOT.EXE

BZZZT!  GrovelBot speaking.  In case you hadn't noticed, we've
passed 1000 donations.  Thank you all very much for your
generous support.  DU salutes you.

It's been a privilege groveling to you these past few days,
and now I'm going back into storage. But in the immortal words
of my fellow cybernetic organism, the governor of California -
"I'll be back."

I'll see you again in a three months time.  And ladies - I may
just be a robot, but I can tell when someone's hitting on me. 


GrovelBot signing out...

- an automated message from the DU GrovelBot

[Deja Q]

1. Does that mean that...

Grovelbot doesn't dig guys? :evilgrin:

Witness: And ladies - I may just be a robot, but I can tell when someone's hitting on me.

[Rowdyboy]

39. You noticed it at once

Just like me. You must be crushed too...

[MrScorpio]

2. Bye, Bye, GrovelBot

Smell ya later

[madmax]

3. We'll miss you honey

See ya in 3 months.

:kick:

[LynneSin]

4. Are you sure it was just the women hitting on you?

I think some of the men liked you too
:loveya:

[Skittles]

31. YES

THE MEN HERE HIT ON EVERYTHING. :o

[Elidor]

5. Way to go DUers!

I donated just so earlG can glue his tooth back together and elad and skinner can move up from ramen noodles to the greek deli downstairs. A big :thumbsup: to all of you.

[jpgray]

6. Don't worry--you're nothing like CA GropelBot (nt)

[ConcernedCanuk]

7. hmmm, hope that "Mission Accomplished" means more than Junior's

.
.

claim . .

Otherwise, we can expect Grovelbot to be in our face anyways ? :shrug:

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Catshrink]

13. Would Grovelbot put a sock down his pants?

Nah.... he's the real deal.

[Dookus]

8. hey!

*I* hit on Grovelbot and I ain't no lady!

[WillParkinson]

30. We could debate that, I'm sure...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE...

[brainshrub]

9. Ya did good Grovelbot!

[The Magistrate]

10. Congratulations, Mr. Bot!

You have made a most entertaining contribution of your own to this place.

My hat is off to you, Sir!

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[trotsky]

11. It's been fun, GrovelBot!

Thanks for your hard work.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Where's the pic of GrovelBot in a flight suit and presidential cod piece?

[markses]

14. Alan Turing wondering about the gender ID of the Grovelbot

For any number of reasons....

[DemBones DemBones]

15. I will miss you, GrovelBot; your posts were like

the Burma Shave sign that would appear at the end of a string of roadside signs!

Hope you can process that data! :hi:

[Kitty Kat]

34. Don't feed the trolls

[Goldberg]

16. No. Grovelbot...we'll miss you.

:(

[muchacho]

17. miss you boobie

kiss kiss

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. See ya Grovelbot.... don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord

split ya.

[SmileyBoy]

19. *sniff* I'll miss you, man!!!

Why do you have to leave us???

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. Grovelbot, I am a straight, married male

yet I found myself strangely attracted to you. I'm just not sure which direction my therapy should go in. But I do know one thing: I'll miss you. And if you should accidentally pop up in the middle of some 30-something thread, it wouldn't be the end of the world. :cry:

[LynneSin]

22. We always knew there was something wrong with you....

....it was the absense of grovelbot in your life.

But remember the kids - you don't want them traumatized if you allow grovelbot to destroy your marriage!!

[AmericanErrorist]

21. "Cast in the name of Skinner...

Ye should give to DU" (DU-Mail me if you get that one.)

[rumguy]

23. FUGB

[_NorCal_D_]

24. Goodbye GrovelBot

I will always remember your even-handed posts. :cry:

[Rhiannon12866]

25. We'll miss you, Grovelbot!

It's been fun and I, for one, can't wait for your return! BTW, who are you supporting in the 2004 election, LOL?!
:loveya:

[eileen_d]

26. Grovelbot, I apologize for the personal attacks.

Just kidding - you rule. :hug:

[Bake]

27. Not once was grovelbot accused of being a Freeper troll!

Way to go!

Bake

[VOX]

28. You are awesome, GrovelBot!

See you again, Your Dudeness.

May your metallic feet make happy tracks in the snow -- :hi:

[corporatewhore]

29. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[southpaw]

32. Take it easy, GrovelBot

"...Gee, Cy, this is a real groovy apartment you've got here"

"ALL GOVERNMENT SPONSORED RECREATIONAL FACILITIES ARE CLEAN AND EFFICIENT."

"Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me?"

[Lefta Dissenter]

33. Damn!

:cry: First Clark, then Grovelbot! :cry:

Is there NO hope for the Democratic Party????

[ronnykmarshall]

35. Take care Grovelbot!

We'll see ya next time!

:loveya:

[citizen snips]

36. Bye GrovelBot.

n/t

[JohnLocke]

37. See you later, GrovelBot!

[TiredTexan]

38. Hasta La Vista.............

Baby.

[bubba_fett]

40. My 200th post is for you GrovelBot

Off to bed.

[Rhiannon12866]

41. Congratulations, bubba_fett!

I'm sure that Grovelbot appreciates it! Here's wishing you many more!:toast:

[tom_paine]

42. GrovelBot is continuing his mission to subjugate the Plutonian Hordes

in their brutal attack on the peace-loving Neptunians.

But, shhh! That's classified information!

[moof]

43. about the grovelbot gender

5 reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. A better model is right around the corner.

3. They look attractive - until you take them home.

4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

5. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


5 reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.

3. The native language used to communicate with others of their
kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.

4. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.