Embarrassing emissions

[MonkeyFunk]

you start:

[lost-in-nj]

1. yes

lost



what can I say!!!


:)

[UndertheOcean]

2. ~FART~

'cuse me

[quip]

3. I've done this:

[cynatnite]

4. You are so not invited to my house n/t

[quip]

5. In my defense, it was a long time ago in college, but I will say:

don't knock until you've gotten thoroughly pissed and tried it! :rofl: :hi:

[cynatnite]

6. Okay...

but I'd never try it in a billion years.

My 9 year old son...yeah, he would. His dad would show him how. I love the men in my life, but geez... :rofl:

[quip]

7. You don't have to try it to like it. SOMEONE has to quickly turn out the lites!

:rofl: :hi:

[JackBeck]

8. Well, I did puke in my husband's face at a bar once.

Wendy's french fries, in case you were wondering.

Pot and Jaegermeister do not mix well.

His response: "I love you. Don't ever let that happen again."

[Gormy Cuss]

9. What a good guy!

I would have been so grossed out that you'd be in the dog house for at least a week.

[JackBeck]

10. He's pretty much a saint in my book.

If the roles were reversed, I'm not sure my reaction would have been as compassionate.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. Holy Shit

BEST. COPYCAT.EVAR!!!!!!!!111

I really did Laugh out loud, hard. I nearly spit out my water when I saw the thread title...

Damn good one!

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. My dog horked up a wee bit of partially-digested salmon

onto my face as I slept the other night. UUUUGGGH. Nast-ay. Good thing I love the beast.