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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:08 AM
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I DEMAND that our country's pornstars be classified as "athletes"!
Why is this even controversial?

:P
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noel711 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:11 AM
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1. Can't wait to see their Olympic uniforms!
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Political Heretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:12 AM
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2. I might start watching Sportscenter if that happens. :)
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:16 AM
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3. This will never happen as some countries will NEVER measure up!
U-S-A baby!
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:16 AM
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4. Where do I sign up
for the Pro/Am?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:23 AM
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5. I agree!
The women I trained deserve that title.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 02:25 AM
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6. no way
That's just corporate crap. Real athletics should be like the olympics.















Amateur only.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 08:04 AM
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7. Oh man...
This reminds me of this performance art/theatre thing I saw a few months ago... one of the scenes was the "Striptease Olympics"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 08:08 AM
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8. I thought pornstars
Were "artists"--at least if their movies are shot in Black and White.......:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 08:30 AM
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9. Or the other way around.
I'm still freaked over the Vikings' boat "party" they had a couple years ago...
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 09:55 AM
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10. Agreed.
A pole vaulter is a pole vaulter.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 09:57 AM
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11. Until you see how they carry the Olympic torch
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 10:47 AM
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12. Take away their instant replay edits and they're just weekend warriors.
:hide:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 10:48 AM
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13. What, no bi-atholon jokes?
Y'all are slipping. :D
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 01:51 PM
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14. i can't think of a reason
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 01:58 PM
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15. Cheerleaders don't want the competition. nt
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-06-08 01:59 PM
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16. NO! -- Because of the performance enhancing drugs!
Edited on Sun Apr-06-08 02:00 PM by OmahaBlueDog
You'd have to let all of the Olympic athletes take Viagra. That could make for bad TV.
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