What sex are they?

[greatauntoftriplets]

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Oh Come On. I'm the ONLY Reply

This is good light hearted stuff. I needed the chuckle. Thanks, Auntie.
The Professor

[SuperZippy]

2. funnystuff

i like the hammer.

[ForrestGump]

3. :-)

I love it!

But, then, I'm a classic shoe, eternally awaiting the perfect sponge.

(though I'd be a velcro-secured shoe, because I'm not really in to being tied up.....but, you never know.....if the right sponge came along....)

[newyawker99]

4. LOL! kick

:kick:

[Fixated]

5. ...

The hourglass is excellent.