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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:33 AM
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I absolutely loathe baby boys.... and this is just another reason why
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 12:33 AM by UndertheOcean
They constantly shit in their diapers

How immature.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:36 AM
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1. as opposed to baby girls
who.....er, go in cat boxes? :D
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:41 AM
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2. one thing about baby girls
you don't need to worry about an aerial attack when you change their diapers. I'm just sayin'
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:43 AM
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4. oh tell me about it
I remember changing the diapers of my youngest brother....I remember one time I was doing it while I had a phone between my shoulder and ear and.....gawd, I got f***ing SPRAYED. :(
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 10:44 AM
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7. True. But I have been attacked from both diaper areas from both my boys when they were new.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:41 AM
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3. Baby girls
Are anatomically incapable of peeing in your face while you change their diapers, whereas the parents of baby boys need to develop quick reflexes. Ask any neonatal nurse or mother of a boy.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:22 AM
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5. My reflexes are still lightning quick...
and my youngest is 17. :)

good thing, since my oldest just gave me a grand-baby boy last year! :rofl:
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ordinaryaveragegirl Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:37 AM
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6. It's a whole different ballgame...
When you have a daughter, especially after 2 boys. Take it from me. You go from worrying about the "aerial attack" to the "lateral attack" at changing time.
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