I remember changing the diapers of my youngest brother....I remember one time I was doing it while I had a phone between my shoulder and ear and.....gawd, I got f***ing SPRAYED. :(
Are anatomically incapable of peeing in your face while you change their diapers, whereas the parents of baby boys need to develop quick reflexes. Ask any neonatal nurse or mother of a boy.
When you have a daughter, especially after 2 boys. Take it from me. You go from worrying about the "aerial attack" to the "lateral attack" at changing time.
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