Just in case you ever wanted to know - a website to show how many cannibals your body could feed

[The Straight Story]

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch

[Maraya1969]

1. ELEVEN!!!!!!!

And I have very strong hair that they can use to build a thatched roof.

[The Straight Story]

2. 15 for me, but only cause I have a giant weenie

:rofl:

[Maraya1969]

6. People would pay good money for your weenie on a plate in Thailand

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Straight Story!

Here you go:



How many could you feed? Huh?

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

4. See above

:)

[Cabcere]

5. 17

'cause I'm a lardass. :P I'm going to pretend it's because of my gigantic boobs, though. :rofl:

[trof]

13. Me too, but my brain accounted for most of it.

;-)

[Broken_Hero]

7. Just 21...

Damn, I feel cheated!

[otherlander]

19. I could only feed 7...

but could you make them space out with all the mood stablizers in your blood?

That's what I thought. :P

[hellbound-liberal]

8. 13, I better not take any small commuter flights over the Andes!

I really need to get down to the 10-12 range, IMO.

[BarenakedLady]

9. Only 9

I think it was the vegetarian question.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Seven. What a downer THAT is. (I guess.)

Are we supposed to be shooting for HIGH or LOW numbers here?

[Der Blaue Engel]

11. I am a tasty 8-cannibal snack

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

12. 7

Seven cannibals. Miserable failure.

[Madrone]

14. Well I'm in good company then.

[FloridaJudy]

15. 12 Discip...er, Cannibals

Ominous number.

[undeterred]

16. I could feed a dozen

but they'd get sick.

[flvegan]

17. 19. w00t!

I'm a feast!

[bluedigger]

18. Sixteen

They would probably want to use a lot of tenderizer to enjoy this long pig, though!:9

[Jamastiene]

20. Wow, I could feed 12 cannibals.

I feel guilty now. There are probably some hungry cannibals somewhere who'd love to munch on me as we speak...and no one loves to be munched on more than I do. :evilgrin: :P

[Xipe Totec]

21. 14 Cannibals

Now I'm wondering how many vegans I could feed, if I composted my body.

For that matter, I'm curious how many vegans I could eat.

:think:

[txwhitedove]

22. I could feed 13 Cannibals, good grief.

[littlebit]

23. 16

I really need to exercise more.