i heard a funny joke on the radio while driving through mississippi last night

[datasuspect]

what's the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish farmer?

the rolling stones say, "hey you, get off of my cloud" while a scottish farmer says, "hey mccloud, get off of my ewe."

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. *snarf* As a person of scottish descent I could go into a snit, but

I have to admire the wordplay nonetheless. :P

[datasuspect]

2. they were playing some morning drive time "best of" programming

i think this was near the vicksburg area around 5 am.

on an unrelated note, i saw a whole flock of deer by the side of the road. their eyes glistened in the headlights. the full moon helped illuminate things much, but i got the willies nonetheless and drove around 50 mph for fear that i would strike one and die in a horrific wreck.

i guess bears cross the roads too, saw a couple of yellow signs with a black bear in the middle.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. A flock of deer? How about a flock of...

You have to watch it to find out what the flocks were *g* http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ihM43S6QDQ

I don't think I have ever seen the bear crossing sign before. I guess it's not an issue here.

[auntAgonist]

3. .......

:rofl:

[TreasonousBastard]

5. A good one, but almost as old as...

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?








Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

[datasuspect]

6. i can smell a lock coming

someone is bound to get pissily nonplussed over this racist attack on the scots.