Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"

[romantico]

I feel sorry for this woman's kid!

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/if_beauty_is_in_the_eye_of_the_beholder

[Fox Mulder]

1. So do I.

Jeez. So she sees a cock in the straws...but would a three year old?

I should go to WalMart and buy a wang straw just to piss her off.

[supernova]

2. Mom needs to get laid!

Instead of seeing cocks in kids' straws.

It could just as easily be a Space Shuttle shape.

[laconicsax]

20. Something tells me that the problem is something different.

[meow2u3]

23. Where's Dad when Mom needs him?

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

3. My first thought was that it looked like a rocket ship.

[mikeytherat]

8. That's what I thought - almost like a Space Shuttle

mikey_the_rat

[NewJeffCT]

18. I thought it was like those bell-shaped Christmas cookies

I guess my mind's in the gutter.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. Goodness! Have you never heard of a Pocket Rocket?!?!?!

All very naughty-naughty!

O My! :rofl:


Now, if it had been in the shape of a gun, that may have been much more acceptable... :eyes:

[Parche]

4. As Long As They Vibrate

Whats the problem?
:rofl:
:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

14. You ever tried drinking with a vibrating straw?

[LibertyLover]

5. Oh for heaven's sake - it looked more like a pacifier to me

Such silliness and stupidity. I feel sorry for her kid.

[NewJeffCT]

19. hmm, the end of a pacifier is curiously penis-shaped, too

I think you're hinting at something...

j/k

[LibertyLover]

30. Moi?

Perish the thought. :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

6. Where was she when they sold the battery operated sucker holders...

That spin.

That woman has a dirty mind.

[lightningandsnow]

7. Oh man.

Freud would have a field day with this one.

[BarenakedLady]

9. They are fun...look

Now those are penis straws. And yes, I have two. :P

[flvegan]

10. Got any pics of you actually using one (or both)?

:popcorn:

[Inchworm]

11. Oh dear

:rofl:

[Pool Hall Ace]

13. I bet Wal-Mart doesn't see those.

[MilesColtrane]

12. Probably a case of sexual deprivation.

I know if it gets to be a few days without for me, the whole world starts to look like a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Only a WalMart shopper would be that much of a fucked-up rightwing redneck ignorant asswipe

to see sex in abso-fucking-lutely everything.

Why is that the people who rally so energetically to get sexual images out of people's lives are the only ones who can come up with sexual imagery that 99% of the time no one else sees?


Sex-obsessed fucking rightwing Church of Christian Stupidity assholes is what they are.

[petronius]

16. I don't know where she's seeing a penis, but the one on the left is clearly

the Virgin Mary cradling baby Jesus. This complaining woman is a satan-spawn if she can't see that!

[hvn_nbr_2]

17. That woman's been dating some weird dudes...

or else she's a textbook case for the Freudians amongst us. Seriesly, woman, sometimes a straw is just a straw!1!1!!!111!

[TexasBushwhacker]

21. In her defense

I have a feeling someone at the straw factory was having some fun - "Let's try this shape!". So what do you think of the Austin Motel sign?

[pokerfan]

22. Freud would have a field day with this woman

[laylah]

24. I didn't access the link; however,

I sent my (then) 80 yr. old Mom a "penis straw". She was totally mortified but then she laughed 'til she coughed her hiney off. Then there was a thong thing...but that is another story.

[Hubert H. Hubert]

25. Don't let her see this

[DarkTirade]

26. Somebody's got a smutty mind.

And for once it ain't me.

[JVS]

27. UPDATE

read here

[BreweryYardRat]

28. Damn, that's cold.

Funny, but cold.