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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:09 PM
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Help! My husband is watching 'Chained Heat'! What do I do?
:scared:
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:13 PM
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1. Call him "Warden"
Tell him you'll do anything to get to the outside.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:16 PM
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2. Put on a pair of daisy dukes and a thin wife beater (no bra, obviously),
turn down the lights, call to him seductively from the end of the hall way...


and then stab him thirty-five times with a home-made shiv.


(It is one of those chicks-in-prison movies, right?)
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:26 PM
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4. Yep, it is...
:rofl:
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:24 PM
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3. Rent Cool Hand Luke
and moan "Oh Paul!" when he takes his shirt off.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:32 PM
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5. Watch it with him!
:popcorn:

What's the matter with you?
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:34 PM
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6. Trying to get him to watch '30 Days of Night'...
He's not interested. :sigh:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:36 PM
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7. Go watch Caged Heat 3000.
It's far superior.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 01:20 AM
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8. Tell him he has no taste watching some B class nudie movie.
Tell him to rent an A class nudie movie next time, like Showgirls.
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