Midlodemocrat is a Wal-mart shopping - mock her in this thread

[LynneSin]

She admits to shopping at Sam's Club. Should we shame her?

[Parche]

1. Always Mock Her, Always

[qnr]

2. Depends, I go there too, when I'm hungry. I pretend to be interested in

getting a card, and then I go gobble food samples from all the tables before walking out empty-handed.

Edit: I should add that my doctor would strenuously disapprove, if she knew... that 'food' is *bad* for you.

[Tektonik]

3. Well she needs the savings at Sam's Club to afford that van

and to afford TM's debutante ball, right? :eyes:

[LynneSin]

4. And all that boxed wine she drinks

:D

and why waste money on a debuatante ball - ain't she turning over TM to Matcom, kinda like when Ted Nugent adopted those girls?

[Tektonik]

5. Yep right when TM turns thirteen she's giving her to Matcom,

in exchange for 5 goats Midlo will put on her freeper grill. :D

[LostinVA]

7. TM is 17 -- I think

[LynneSin]

8. Perhaps Midlo can get 3 goats and a few chickens instead

their value starts to go down as they age

(oh I'm so rotting in hell for this aren't I?)

[LostinVA]

11. You are DEFINITELY rotting in hell

Of course, I came close to making a comment about "Build-A-Bears."

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Ha. Check this out.

Her value only goes UP, I tells ya.

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVU0zkg1ggo

She's on the left.

[Tektonik]

35. You REALLY have to watch out

Your husband must get gray hairs from her.

Beautiful voice. :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

39. He has a shotgun.

and, we have BoyMidlo who is just itchin' to beat someone up. :rofl:

Thanks. She's pretty wonderful, IMHO. I'm going to be a mess when she goes to college in Sept. She's my little baby doll.

[Tektonik]

10. Oh I know, but Matcom is only paying 5 goats for a nubile 13 yr old TM

Midlo is just lying.












I feel sorry for you Midlo when TM turns 18 and people on this board find out. :P

[LostinVA]

6. Why wouldn't she shop at Walmart?

I figured she was a Walmart shopper, since she declared her undying hatred of homeless people.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. And...since her cred has been completely blown.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

13. The first signs were the purchase of the Freeper Grill

And the Jesus fish on the van.

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Next thing you know, she'll be getting a Hummer for her birthday.

:eyes:

On a side note, my butt warmers are broken...time to trade the Yukon in.

[LostinVA]

17. At least you have butt warmers

Since my car is a diesel, the heat doesn't come on until I'm already at work.

Haruka has buttwarmers, but there's large quantities mud covering every seat, but the driver's seat. With the price of diesel, I'm going to have to make her de-mud her car.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Ha. *MY* buttwarmers work perfectly.

:hide:

[sasquatch]

20. "And the Jesus fish on the van."

Don't forget the bumper sticker that reads "Proud descandent of a Confederate Soldier", which is strange because her family is from the Northeast.
:wtf:

[LostinVA]

22. Of course, right next to that is the bumpersticker

"White Virginia Women Against That African American Man, Obama."

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Ha. New Van does not have a Jesus fish

...yet.

[LostinVA]

23. What are you waiting for?

[Tektonik]

27. Still paying off the 200 gram gold cross TM has to wear in public

[Tektonik]

12. homeless people? oh you mean Midlo van speed bumps

:think:

[LostinVA]

18. So that's why there's no homeless people where she lives?

[LynneSin]

24. But who washes the windows of the Midlovan

:shrug:

[Tektonik]

26. Maybe that's why she bought the Perrier?

[sasquatch]

15. Well hell boxed wine doesn't grow on trees?

:D

[LostinVA]

19. Vines are close enough

[flvegan]

16. And buying FREEDOM water (Perrier).

Commie traitor!

[Tektonik]

25. I'm surprised Midlo had to go out and buy Perrier,

for I thought that's what came out of her tap.

[LostinVA]

28. No, that's Pellagrino

[Tektonik]

29. You're right, I corrected myself upthread, the Perrier is for washing the car

Silly me!

[sasquatch]

30. "Should we shame her?"

It's never really worked before.

[LynneSin]

33. Perhaps with enough practice one day it will

:D

[geardaddy]

31. With extreme predjudice...

:thumbsdown:

[Dr. Strange]

36. Did she dress up?

[LynneSin]

38. I don't even bother to dress up with I go to Neiman Marcus Last Call at Franklin Mills

And that's about as snooty as I get

[TZ]

37. Maybe she shops at Wal-Mart

Cause she needs new walls? (the BEST Paris Hilton quote ever!!)

Sorry Midlo...:hide: