DuStrange's Monday morning caption time.

[Dr. Strange]

Here's the pic. Go on, give it a caption. Bonus points if you work in a reference to St. Patrick's day.

[texas1928]

1. The catheter could not drain it fast enough...

And the green beer was overloading Francine's bladder.

[Dr. Strange]

4. Needs a cliterary reference.

[BeachBaby]

2. ....

"I'll still get drunk doing it this way, right?"

[Dr. Strange]

5. Nice!

:toast:

[Xipe Totec]

7. Funny you should mention that...

American Indians in the northwestern North America and the Peruvian Montaña use a funneled hollow length of bone or cane as an enema syringe. The Aguaruna of Peru, for instance, “blow the clyster by mouth through the enema tube into the body.”

Bladder or leather syringes are found in western South America and in Guiana. In the Amazon region, a rubber bulb syringe is used.

Throughout the New World, the enema syringe “appears to be used for medicinal and/or intoxicating purposes with clysters consisting of peppers and antiseptic herbs for the former, and ayahuasca (Banisteriopsis caapi), Brugmansia sp., parica (Bvirols), willka (Anadenanthera colubrina) and tobacco for the former.

Actual primary evidence of this is hard to come by. (Yeah, right. I wonder why?) “The general rarity in South America of rectal tobacco administration in the form of green tobacco or rapé suppositories (Warao) or as clysters is probably due to the fact that such a procedure frequently results in severe or fatal tobacco poisoning.”

http://www.hoboes.com/Politics/Prohibition/Notes/Shamanism

[RainDog]

12. rectal tobac?

I thought I was supposed to CHEW nicorette! :wow:

[TZ]

3. This is the visual equivalent

of listening to Rush.....:P

[Dr. Strange]

6. Hmmm

[RainDog]

8. ummmm

I think Jersey Girl's got it.

only thing I can come up with is...

I thought Santa went down on the chimney! (not the word, but the clitasious reference abides.)

I know, I know, it's not DuStrange worthy.

[Dr. Strange]

10. I missed the Santa reference.

Then I looked at the pic again. :spray: L-O-L

PS I'm almost certain that "DuStrange worthy" is an oxymoron.

[laconicsax]

9. Almost there... ... almost.... ..there.......almost...... .............there... ....................

without the awkward spaces, I get

ERROR: Posting error

* Long subjects require periodic spaces

[Dr. Strange]

11. I hate the periodic spaces requirement.

Why does DU believe in censorship?

[TZ]

13. are you commentating on my mood?

Because if you are grrrrrr...You sir are a sexist!!! (oops too much time reading GDP, I think..):P

[Dr. Strange]

14. I think you need to spend more time in Jeremiah Wright's church.

Today's sermon: Jesus plays water polo.