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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:43 PM
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(distasteful joke, don't click if you don't like) So the cops are looking at the scene of a murder..
The victim is in the bathtub, a banana is stuck in his butt, and the tub is filled with milk. The detectives look at the scene and one of them says...



































This appears to be the work of a cereal killer.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 12:06 AM
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1. you are one sick f***
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 02:06 AM
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13. Glad you liked it!
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 12:44 AM
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2. I don't get it.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 12:55 AM
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3. would it help if I said they found a spoon next to the tub?
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 12:56 AM
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5. Nope. Can you give me another hint?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 05:27 AM
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14. Do I need to draw a fucking diagram? Skittles, this one needs the treatment!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 12:56 AM
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4. That is extremely distasteful
why not clean humor like the Wilford Brimley dance mix? :rofl: :hide:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:01 AM
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6. here
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:03 AM
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7. okay, now you are in trouble
i'd like to remind everyone that i didn't do it. :rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:04 AM
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9. try this one
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:23 AM
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11. Wilford Brimley?
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:04 AM
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8. Thanks a lot. People who like to bathe in milk will be freaked out from now on.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:07 AM
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10. If those assholes are bathing in a $3/gallon liquid, they deserve to be freaked out.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 01:43 AM
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12. Actually, it just seemed like a good opportunity to post a funny photo
of Whoopi Goldberg, taken by Annie Leibovitz.
Milk is $3.99-$4.49/gallon here, and California has plenty of cows. :(
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-17-08 06:57 AM
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15. hell, it's almost 4 a gallon up here.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 09:36 PM
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16. kick because I hear the humor critics are about
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