Dammit, I just put WAY too much vodka into that drink! I'm going to have to pour it out

[Redstone]

into a bigger glass, so it doesn't look like so much.

Redstone

[1gobluedem]

1. Nice save...

Would be a shame to waste it.

[Redstone]

5. Like Dan Quayle said: "Waste is a terrible mind, or to waste one's mind is to be really

fucking wasted, but you won't want to waste if you waste to want not."

Am I remembering it correctly?

Redstone

[1gobluedem]

20. Word for word, I believe

That Quayle, such an eloquent statesman....

[Ptah]

2. Nooooooooooooo

[Sugar Smack]

3. You GOOSE.

:D

[Redstone]

4. Hey, we all have our own version of logic, and mine works for me.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

6. Here's one of mine.

I'm "making money" by taking all my scattered change I've slothfully left around the house/car to a cash voucher at my bank.

[Redstone]

8. Christ, you'd get rich doing that if you did it at our house!

There's the ceramic beanpot with the change in it. The basket on the kitchen shelf with the change in it. The drawer in the laundry room with the change in it. The drawer in our bedroom with the change it it. And the door pockets, under-the-driver's-seat, pockets on the back of the front seats, and trunk of my car. The jar in the basement with the change in it. My various briefcases with the change in them.

Want to come up here for a treasure hunt? It wouldn't be much of a challenge.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

10. Oooh. Hey, guess what? I'll clean up your house for FIVE BUCKS.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Yes, just point out all the lil nooks and crannies and if you want, I'll dispatch all of those superfluous, pesky pennies. They can't be easy to live with.

[Redstone]

13. Now, don't get Mrs R upset by trying to clean while you're here; cleaning is

HER bailiwick. (You know how everyone has something that they do when they don't have anything else to do? I read. Mrs R cleans.)

And there are far more enjoyable things to do with various nooks and crannies, anyway.

Redstone

[Zornhau]

7. That sounds like the perfect solution!

:toast:

[leeroysphitz]

9. If I were you I would find the biggest glass in the whole world and fill it all the way up

with vodka and never stop drinking. Ever. But that is just me. If I were you. Which I'm not, but if I were...

:)

[Redstone]

15. You feeling OK tonight? I'm not sure what to make of that reply; it sounds hostile

with one reading, and depressed with another reading.

Redstone

[leeroysphitz]

16. Whoa! It's NEITHER hostile nor Depressed! I just like the thought of swimming naked

in a giant 45 ft. tall martini glass while all the poor suckers below have to hope I slosh some of the delicious clear elixir over the edge so that they might LAP of it from the sands of the jersey shore.

That's all.

[nomorenomore08]

11. I have a friend whose idea of a "cocktail" is a glass of vodka with a little splash of juice.

I'm pretty wasted after choking down just one of those.

[Redstone]

14. Ah, like one of those Martinis where you show a bottle of vermouth to a glass of gin?

Redstone

[Mugu]

12. Some think that the glass is half full, others think half empty.

I figure that the damn glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

Regards, Mugu

[Nevernose]

17. You bastard.

I clicked this thread thinking I was going to stop some kind of alcoholic felony from occurring ("Wait, Redstone! Just think of the alcoholics in Somalia that don't have enough vodka right now!").

And instead this is some kind of joke thread?

In penitence, you can pour the exact same drink again into the second glass. Then pour it back in the first glas,s and drink it really, really quickly.

The only way to make it up to me.

[libodem]

18. Oh you

poor handsome thing, what a shame.

[Q3JR4]

19. I was about to say,

if your mixing a drink with vodka and X, you could just get another glass and pour half the vodka away.

No reason to waste it.

Q3JR4.