I'm RICH!!!!! Nigerian gov't says so!

[liberaltrucker]

All DUers are invited to a party in Vegas! You'll be flown first class and stay at
Luxor, Rio, New York, New York, or any place you choose. I'll reserve the entire
Strip! Plus, you'll be reimbursed for any lost pay as a result of your taking time
off from work! The finest food will be provided, but you pay for your own hookers.

Here's the official notification from the Government of Nigeria copied from the
email:

:rofl:

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS
Tel: [phone].



ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
Attention: Beneficiary,

YOUR PAYMENT VIA HSBC-VISA ATM DEBIT CARD.


Account normalization of your banking details has been delayed by International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Financial Services Authority(UK).
This has made it necessary for your contract payment to be programmed into HSBC Visa Atm Debit Card. The total fund in question is $8,300,000.00.
This is the first part of the Payment of which the balance will subsequently be paid into same account.
The Central Bank of Nigeria, (CBN), working in relationship with HSBC London and also Leeds Bank in London has concluded to issue you a VISA CARD with which you can access your contract /beneficiary amount$8,300,000.000 This card center will send you an ATM card which
you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is Twenty Thousand United States Dollars($20,000.00) per
day.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC,THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT ALHAJI UMARU YAR'ADUA WHO WAS ELECTED IN ON THE 29TH MAY 2007 (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

So if you like to receive your fund in this way, please let us know by contacting the ATM payment department and also send the following information as listed below:
1. Full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to (p.o box not
acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation.
You are advice to contact the director of ATM CARD payment officer for more directives,

REV. DR. PETER WILLIAMS (PHD)
DIRECTOR INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT CBN,
EMAIL: [e-mail]


The ATM card payment center was mandated to issue out $8,300,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2007 to you so bear with us. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your
payment.

Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct,which is (ATM-811) so you have to indicate this code when contacting thecard center by using it as your subject.
We anticipate your total compliance to this message immediately.
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[Lionel Mandrake]

1. Heh heh.

I wouldn't start spending that money quite yet.

;)

[liberaltrucker]

2. Hence the....

:rofl:

:hi:

[SKKY]

3. I'm suspiscious of banks that can't get their figures straight.

The Central Bank of Nigeria, (CBN), working in relationship with HSBC London and also Leeds Bank in London has concluded to issue you a VISA CARD with which you can access your contract /beneficiary amount$8,300,000.000 This card center will send you an ATM card which
you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is Twenty Thousand United States Dollars($20,000.00) per day.

How much is it? 8.3 million? 8.3 billion? I'm a simple person, but I think banks should be more precise.

[liberaltrucker]

5. Yeah

:rofl:

[DS1]

6. It's always 8,300,000 in the email

They have their numbers right. I say you go for it. I'll take a 1% finders fee.

Thanks!

[DS1]

4. I need to get into trucking!

[Hawkeye-X]

7. This is all you need to know..

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