A son's letter to Dad

[guitar man]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the
worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy.


I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we
will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy 's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me
when it's safe to come home.




:rofl:

[grace0418]

1. LOL! The question my dad would ask is "If you're clever enough to come up with

something like this, why can't you get better grades?"

[guitar man]

2. same here!

:hi:

[otherlander]

3. Because a good education

is the surest way to ruin one's intelligence.

[KitchenWitch]

4. That is hilarious.

:D

[Suich]

5. How funny!

Thanks for posting!

:rofl: