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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 03:49 PM
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A moment of levity
Bush dies and goes straight to hell. The devil shows him around and shows him one room with Karl Rove in a whirlpool constantly trying to escape. "No says bush that looks like too much effort"
The next room shows Perle pushing a boulder up a hill only to have it roll back on him "No says bush that looks painful"
IN the next room he sees Clinton lying naked on the floor, hands behind his head smiling blissfully as monica does her number on him.
YES! says bush - i think i could live eternally like that.
YOure sure? asked the devil. There is no changing of mind here.
YES YES said bush let me in there
Devil unlocks the door and says "Ok monica you can go now"
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 03:50 PM
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1. Nice one!
e-mailing it as we speak!
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 04:04 PM
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2. LOL
I've already sent it off to repuke friends!
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