I don't believe it! I totally cannot believe it!

[Archae]

Ok, bit of background: It has been raining off and on since 3am last night.
So our driveway, and every other driveway, is solid wet ICE!!! :wow:

Now my middle name, is "Klutz."

So I get on my snow boots, jacket, etc, to walk across the street, and get the Sunday newspaper, during a lull in the rain.

I get back.

I did not fall down ONCE! Not even came close to falling down!

:silly:

[DS1]

1. I can sympathize

most of our sidewalks are ice, due to melt then freeze as the day cycles. My left elbow is mostly blue with a giant bruise from falling the other day.


So sick of this .

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I'm sending someone to your house to push you down and then tease you about it.

And then he'll oil you up and slide you down your street like one of those heavy weight thingies that curlers use, except there will be no broom. Yes, you heard right - there will be NO BROOM!

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. I have found that a small amount of fresh urine helps keep my houseplants healthy.

They are looking good.