new rule... on valentines day you must now send presents to your exes

[Ava]

so pick one out and post it here.. this should be interesting.

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[Danger Mouse]

1. a whole box full of these

[Ava]

2. lovely

will they be chocolate covered? :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

12. no. covered in vicious fire ants.

to double the pain and terror.

[fizzgig]

8. and which one would be the lucky girl?

what? just curious :P

[Tyler Durden]

3. This works:

I would mention certain bodily functions and her grave but alas, she still sucks oxygen.

[LostinVA]

4. Haruka and I sent one to my Ex

She's my bestest friend and more of a SIL to Haruka than my sister is.

Plus, Lynnesin, LeftyMom, Midlo, Swimboy, and Pacifist Patriot have all met her and liked her.

[LeftyMom]

9. Your ex is great.

I do like her.

[LostinVA]

11. She was just talking about our bra shopping in VS

We had a long phone call re: "Lost" yesterday, and that came up on one of our tangents.

[Bennyboy]

5. Just the thing!

[Ptah]

6. This would have been our twenty-sixth year anniversary. Yes, married on Vantentine's Day.

Although we've been divorced for twenty-one years, we are still close friends.

We still share these gifts:

[darkstar]

21. Aw...sweet...as you always are

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

7. Dual purpose:

For my current BF (who rocks): the full name and address of my ex, airfare, and the promise that I'll go bail him out.

To my ex: Ten steps head start. He'll need them.

Full disclosure: I haven't the slightest clue where my ex is. Last time I saw him, he was on the sidewalk talking to himself, and he didn't look like he'd seen soap and water in a while. I kept driving.

[Redstone]

10. Not on your life. Some things should not be stated in public.

Redstone

[fizzgig]

13. this

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

14. Here Ya Go!

http://poopsenders.com/order/

[Bennyboy]

15. HA Ha ha ha!

[fizzgig]

16. i want to change my answer

:rofl:

of course, there's another one for whom that might be more fitting

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. I Used The Service Recently (As A Joke To My BFF). She Said It's EXACTLY As Advertised! LOL

[JVS]

17. oh bullshit.

[noamnety]

19. Something that will remind him of our time together might be romantic.

I'm thinking his daughters' tuition bill.

[GOPisEvil]

20. To my last ex:

peace and happiness. Be well, J. It wasn't meant to be for us, I guess.

I hope you can find the happiness that I have.

[ThomCat]

22. I love my ex. She's an awesome person.

I would love to introduce her to her prince charming. :)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

23. No exes but hypothetically speaking, this wouldn't be bad

[Shine]

24. mine are all in jail

kidding. ;)