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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 06:54 PM
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Daddy's gonna eat your fingers
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... (This one is worth passing on.)

This one is for everyone who

A) had kids

B) has kids

C) is going to have kids

D) knows a kid

E) was a kid



I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. :woohoo: :hi:


Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your
fingers," Pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up
again and my Daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:53 PM
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1. This made me laugh out loud. I'll bet you look first before you
try that again.

:rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:58 PM
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2. Bwaa-haaa-haa!!
That's horrible!

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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:09 PM
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3. That's hilarious!
When she gets her first boyfriend, sit him down and tell him that story!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:49 PM
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4. aw
:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:
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